Welcome to the newest series (until HYSF reveals his new series once he returns -- it is finals week for him, so no STFUs next week) on AKF! I get to troll you guys already by posting a picture of U-Kiss' Eli. Anyway, the premise of this series will be to have posts like I did back in early 2011 when the blog started. It will contain my signature kinds of articles, all wrapped up into one article. This first installment will be a bit shorter than I wanted because I still need to go back to packing.
News Story #1: Eli gets married and his "wife" is 3 months pregnant
News Story #2: Nine Muses' Euaerin was on SNL and it was basically about her tits
Don't we all love tits?
News Story #3: Jaejoong to release pre-recorded album in 2016 after finishing military service
Don't I spoil my fans? I recorded an album just for them right before I enlisted. Enlistment has sucked since I haven't posted that much during my time in the military, but as soon as I get out and fangirls start harassing me again, you guys can expect more music, more dramas, and more articles from me.
News Story #4: EXY is first member of Cosmic Girls revealed
If you read the article, it's going to essentially be a female version of EXO. *insert Jaejoong popcorn gif here*