This week in shitty kpop news, we discover which boy and girl group members are like siblings, which entertainer's wealth increased 250 percent in a month, and which idol has impressive chugging skills.
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| Choa took this selca during girls' night at Areum's house. |
- Kangnam's bank account balance increased 250 percent the first month after he became popular on variety. Unfortunately, poor boy only had about $2.61 in his account to start with.
- Hani and Jackson claim to have a brother/sister relationship. Apparently, being Hani's brother means you have to clean under her nails, but you also get to follow her to the bathroom. Worth it? I'd say so.
- Yoo Yeon Seok considers playing lead role in revenge drama. It's about some dude who seeks revenge against a rich family that murdered his brother. I had assumed the whole drama was his revenge on me for all the mean things I've said about him in "Warm and Cozy."
- Speaking of mean comments: JYP Entertainment sues 38 people for spreading rumors about Suzy and Lee Min Ho.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Dara done pissed off her stylist.
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| Surely, the crime couldn't have warranted such punishment. |