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Sunday Shitpost #18

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Sunday Shitpost time, which means in Kpop, it's time to find some news other than about Produce 101/IOI and Sulli. Can we do it?



News Story #1: IOI is going to let fans vote on everything

Nope, Of course there's going to have to be news about IOI since that's about 35% of the news lately.

I see this is a disaster in the making. Allowing fans to dictate everything is like expecting chocolate fudge cake and instead getting a bowl of elephant diarrhea. It may seem smart at first, but fans will want the boring songs that allow the few vocalists in the group to vocally masturbate all over us and will choose the tamest of tame concepts.

News Story #2: Jung Eunji prepares for a solo debut


I'm a huge fan of Eunji since "Reply 1997," and I am surprised that she hasn't had a solo debut already.

It better not only appeal to vocalfags. Please, that's all I ask.

For you vocalfags:


News Story #3: Sulli and Choiza haven't broken up! TELL YOUR PARENTS!
This is the absolutely last time I even touch this. At this point, this is becoming like an episode of TMZ. (Yes, you have to watch a show once if you actually want to be able to criticize why it's so shit.) Sulli knows that doing stupid shit on Instagram will garner her more attention in the media, and you even have some sites like Netizen Buzz doing almost nothing but translate Sulli articles. As I don't make any money from any of this, I don't have a vested interest in covering what Sulli does. I know a lot of people enjoy seeing Sulli "melt down," but if you enjoy watching someone going through the phase of being an attention-seeking whore, that tells a lot about your character.
News Story #4: Jessica is raking in that Chinese Yuan from CeCi
Does Jessica have any lesbian tendencies like her sister (except for in HYSF's fanfic)? With Sica and Eunji having solo debuts around the same time, I feel like Sica may try to do lesbian things with Eunji.
News Story #5: Soompi interviews Twice

You can watch Momo lie about learning Korean. You know that Nayeon offered Momo to lick her pussy if Momo could get a 100% on her Korean tests, With that kind of motivation, Momo quickly learned to the point that Nayeon had to stop letting Momo lick her pussy before Momo turned her gay.

True story.

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