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Why I Believe in Polygamy

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Meet Ivy Shao, one of my new waifus. As another one of my waifus starts dating, that just means that I have to find another waifu.



In 2013, Han Ye Seul started dating Teddy. Though it's not 100% confirm, Victoria is dating Chinese actor Yang Yang. Last year, Horikita Maki got married out of the blue. One one waifu leaves, you just have to replace her. If Osama bin Laden can have 20 wives and 50 children (or whatever the exact numbers are, who cares, the UCAAD is dead), well, why the hell can't we all have more than one waifu?


This is also a reminder to the crazy Kpop fans out there that it's okay if oppar and unnir date. Don't believe that their heart belongs to you just because you have a fantasy relationship with your favorite idol. Just because they are idols, it does not mean that you have to idolize them to the point where you think they should only date you. You crazy morons need to accept reality and focus your life on yourself, such as dating real people.

Anyway, I have to go study some more Mandarin. I need to figure out how to ask Yang Yang to send me a sex tape of him and Victoria...for research.


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