f(x)'s 'Rum Pum Pum Pum' has been on repeat for me since it came out. It's my favorite f(x) title track since NU ABO. Though it couldn't reach its full potential because of Amber's forced rap
How would I fix this snoozefest? I would make it a drama MV instead. However, instead of a normal drama MV where it's a boy-meets-girl story, I would make it a girl-meets-girl story. Under the pretense of trying to fight for LGBT rights in East Asia (where they are basically non-existent), I would cash in on the untapped fanboy market. While most companies focus their efforts on making fangirls worship their oppars as if they were in a cult, I would focus on giving fanboys what they want. I don't care if MOGEF is up my ass over this;
My Version
I would hire miss A's Fei to be in the MV, and make the MV a lesbian harem MV. Fei would be the pimpstress keeping her hoes in line as they fight for affection.
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| Chinks be wanting my pussy. |
Sulli would be the first one to attempt to seduce Fei. As Fei sits on her throne, watching her whores make out with each other, with half of them being bonded. Sulli knew she needed to step her game up, so she comes in with a new hairdo and a classic trick to seduce members of the opposite sex, though she doesn't know if it will work on Fei.
Sulli slowly walks up the steps to Fei's throne, bypassing all of the half-naked girls making out with each other. Sulli knew she couldn't compete using nudity, so she tried to use the "oh, did you see my panties?" trick. However, the dance move didn't work on Fei as she got up off from her thrown and started strutting down.
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| Sulli has some words for Fei. |
There was no luck with Luna, Amber, nor Krystal when they tried getting into Fei's pants. Krystal's poor attempt to look like Lightning from FFXIII turned off Fei immediately, as she couldn't scissor anyone who reminded her of that awful game. Luna almost succeeded in getting in Fei's pants, but when Fei was feeling Luna's thighs, Fei made a remark about how she had the legs of an Olympic weight lifter, which made Luna cry, because Luna loves to cry. Amber had zero luck whatsoever. As soon as she entered the room, Fei told her to get the fuck out on grounds of having a penis. Because you know, dick girls are some disturbing shit.
Distraught, it's sexy dance time for Fei to try to lure anyone out.
Then Victoria responds, trying to seduce Fei.
Victoria and Fei make out, leaving every fanboy happy.
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| Oh yeah, I know you like that. |
Lots of tissues and lotion are used, and enough sperm to fill up any of the Great Lakes was ejaculated.
The end.
Actually, no, it's not the end. The Chinese government kills both of them for being lesbians, since they don't like that shit. Enough angry Chinese fanboys gather together and overthrow the Chinese government, sending China into its 9034589357th civil war.
The end. For real.