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| What's the difference between G-Dragon and a black stool? A black stool alerts you to go to a doctor right away while G-Dragon prompts some "brothas" to lynch his ass. Aside from that, they're both pieces of shit that are colored black. |
Ever since G-Dragon was born, he has wished to be black, taking an interest in hiphop from a young age. While hiphop isn't exclusively black culture, it is strongly linked to the black culture. Next, in order for him to up his street credibility, he had to start doing drugs. He declares himself innocent after smoking marijuana in 2011, but no one bought his excuse. It's not likely an anti-Korean Japanese walked into the club just to give G-Dragon a blunt in the form of a cigarette just to fuck with him. No, the Japanese dude probably would have stabbed G-Dragon. Then he would have proceeded fuck his wound hole and post a video on YouTube. However, that didn't happen. G-Dragon knew he was still a few pegs short of being black. Due to Korea's restrictive gun laws, he couldn't go around shooting fellow people of his race that the media will never report because that doesn't fit their agenda. G-Dragon cannot go around having nine kids with eight women and have them on welfare because that shit wouldn't fly in Korea.
Drastic measures needed to be taken for G-Dragon to become black. He could have had a phalloplasty performed, but he wouldn't gain much length through that surgery. He could have cut off a horse's dick and sewed it over his own dick, but I don't think YG would let him for fear that the Korean version of PETA would be all up in their asses. So, G-Dragon was a few levels short of attaining "niggadom," and he would do anything to become a "brotha."
So, that desire of wanting to be black but not actually being able to be black caused G-Dragon to paint his face black. The excuse is that this is an excuse for a Trayvon Martin tribute. What G-Dragon essentially needs to do is to get in a fight with Daesung's car to pay a proper tribute to Trayvon Martin. Pick a fight with Daesung, laughing in his face about how the only solo activities he gets are in Japan. Crack a joke about how it looks like Daesung ran over his own face after he killed the motorcyclist. Daesung then can run over G-Dragon, causing sadness for his delusional fangirls, but bringing back some credibility to the Korean music scene without this wannabe.
What better way would there be for G-Dragon to pay a tribute to Trayvon Martin than to leave the Korean music scene altogether? However, he wouldn't do it on his own accord, so Daesung, our savior, would have to save Korea from G-Dragon.