As you've seen all over the front page of AKF, SNSD recently put on a concert called Märchen Fantasy. We got some lovely performances from the SNSD ladies, namely:
Alright, I don't careif she killed it with her fairly good pronunciation. I especially don't care how cute she was in her stupid hat or when she was throwing those stupid gifts to the crowd or that dorky peace sign before leaving the stage or that goddamn "Merry Christmas" shit.
THE LACK OF SEXY.EXE IN HER HARD DRIVE IS KILLING ME MAN. Let me put this into perspective for you.
Sunny fans get stuff like
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Sooyoung fans get
Tiffany fans get stuff like
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Taeyeon (who did a snoozy cover of Grown Up Christmas List or something) and Yoona (who did nothing) fans may have been left out in the cold this time, but at least they have these to fall back on:
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- Sunny and her cover of Ga In's Bloom
- Sooyoung and her cover of Sunmi's 24 Hours
- Tiffany and Yuri's cover of SISTAR19's Ma Boy
- Jessica and her cover of Hyori's Miss Korea
If you've not seen them yet, you're welcome.
All wonderful fap material for their respective stans or aficionados in general, but one notable/glaring/egregious lack of fanservicey performance stands out among the rest.
Seohyun and her cover of Sixpence None the Richer's Kiss Me (here's the original if you're like me and never heard of this song before).
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN
Alright, I don't care
THE LACK OF SEXY.EXE IN HER HARD DRIVE IS KILLING ME MAN. Let me put this into perspective for you.
Sunny fans get stuff like
Jessica fans get stuff like
Yuri fans get stuff like
and this from back in the day:
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| I made this. l0l |
Taeyeon (who did a snoozy cover of Grown Up Christmas List or something) and Yoona (who did nothing) fans may have been left out in the cold this time, but at least they have these to fall back on:
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| Too lazy to find a gif of this, sorry not sorry. |
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| I made this too, l0l Don't ask me for the original fancam, I lost it ages ago. |
Hyoyeon did nothing too (more on that for a future article), but I suppose you could ogle her in her Dancing with the Stars appearances if you are so inclined...
Okay my point is, everyone has had at least one solo stage or solo effort wherein they put on a little somethin' somethin' for the fans EXCEPT SEOHYUN. INSTEAD, WE GET THIS??
Girl please, I know you're trying to maintain a good public image, BUT IT'S TIME FOR A NEW IMAGE. ALL YOUR UNNIES ARE DOIN' IT, WHY NOT YOU
She needs to step her goddamn game up, cause we all know she the baddest bitch in SNSD. For the love of god, someone update her drivers or something, install Windows 8, anything. ;A;