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Bom and Lee Hi Brutally Slaughter the Iconic "All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey

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It's so bad that I didn't even want to link/post the video on here as it doesn't deserve any more listens to and I want to save your ears.

(AKF note: Everyone, welcome akisame to AKF! She runs her own site here and is what we would call a "vocalfag" around these parts. I thought having a vocalfag would be a nice counter to the "compositionfags" that we have here in Kpopalypse and Ahjussi. I guess I would just be a "visualfag" since the idols looking hot is my #1 criteria when it comes to Kpop. She has also graciously offered to fix the glitches and bugs on AKF to make it run faster and gave this site a nice face lift. Just be glad I didn't enlist the help of Bom's plastic surgeon to design the site. Enough of my rambling, read the rest of akisame's article.)


Of course when someone releases their version of such an iconic song you can't expect it to be as good as the original, or surpass it, but I don't think anybody was expecting Bom and Hi's version to be so bad. The song was slowed down to such a depressing beat it sounded liked a drunk Mother Santa was pining for Father Santa. The vocals on the song could never have reached Mariah's level, but by damn were they awful.

Well, Lee Hi actually did really well and her lower range run was really nice. The girl has definitely shown improvement, vocally, and could really be something when she's older. Nonetheless, most of the runs and lines went to Bom whose singing is just so unforgivable.

Despite what most people like to think, Bom cannot sing. She's awful. She's actually so bad she cannot even connect her notes together. She sounds like someone being choked whilst trying to push out a baby. Her singing (as well as her face) is actually unbearable, girl has destroyed her vocal cords and they're now beyond the point of repair. 

I don't who at YG is under the illusion that Bom is vocal prowess, but whoever decided that it would be OK to let her lose on a Mariah Carey track without even auto-tuning the fuck out of her voice (so she'd actually be in tune) deserves to be shot. How could anyone let such a fucking hot mess be released for the masses to hear? IT SHOULD BE A CRIME! 

You know what is really funny? Bom's Engrish is so bad and Lee Hi's is impecable! Isn't Bom meant to be the one with the flawless English skills because she went to High School in America? Maybe she spent more time getting collagen shots instead of studying for her oral exams tut tut.

Even without Bom the song is bad. It sounds like AIWFCIY on fucking depressants, it's so damn slow it shouldn't even be a Christmas song. It's something you'd play at a funeral whilst mourning the loss of a loved one because all you want is for them to come back. 

I don't know what possessed Papa YG to let Bom loose on a Mariah track, but at least it means Mariah gets more $$$ in her pocket smile emoticon.

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