It's been a few days since I last made an article because I have been receiving psychological therapy. You see, I never knew drawing dicks meant that I had a psychological disorder. I just thought that I wanted to pee in some of these female Kpop idols' butts.
You can read more about the (supposed) psychological disorders in this OneHallyu thread.
I called up a psychologist and set up an appointment to get a psychological evaluation done. I remember the conversation vividly.
Me: "Doctor, people have been telling me that I have psychological disorders just because I find Korean idols to be hot."
Doctor: "Well, I don't see the problem, yet. Go on."
Me: "So I run a site where I post just whatever the fuck I want, and from time to time, I make edits using MS Paint. I usually draw stick figures banging an idol or edit dicks into a female idol's mouth."
Doctor: "Pornographic drawings don't equate to psychological disorders."
Me: "That's what I'm saying. I mean, if fangirls are allowed to spend hours writing terrible fanfics about male idols butt fucking each other, what's so wrong with me spending five minutes editing a picture?"
I then proceeded to show the doctor some of the drawings and the unedited original pictures.
Doctor: "Well, the only thing that I see wrong is that you don't do this enough. Your therapy is to simply draw more of these pictures."
