This week's lovey-dovey photo comes from the best tumblr ever: Dirty Big Bang Confessions
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Isn't your boyfriend a little concerned over this?
Like, at some point, wouldn't he be like "hey babe, let's try this position" (that would involve possibly being face to face for a kiss)? Then do you just flat out reject him? I guess you allegedly turn up the music so loud that you can't hear him anyways. Doesn't that bother him that he isn't even allowed to talk to you? He must feel like a sex slave or something. What happened to men's rights? Men aren't objects!
Wouldn't he also be a little disturbed that he can only have sex with you to the same Big Bang songs? I feel like that would cause some weird reactions down the road. Like, what if he was in a mall in Korea ,and then they played a Big Bang song, and then suddenly he was like "why do I have an erection...?" You will sexually confuse him.
I just feel bad for her boyfriend. She doesn't even think about him while they are banging. Is that really love?
Today is a day about love, little VIP. Go sareang your boyfriend, not just your oppa.
Unless he already broke up with you for having weird sex sessions. I wouldn't doubt that actually.
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Also...
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Lastly...
If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, or leave them in the comment section below. Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!
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Isn't your boyfriend a little concerned over this?
Like, at some point, wouldn't he be like "hey babe, let's try this position" (that would involve possibly being face to face for a kiss)? Then do you just flat out reject him? I guess you allegedly turn up the music so loud that you can't hear him anyways. Doesn't that bother him that he isn't even allowed to talk to you? He must feel like a sex slave or something. What happened to men's rights? Men aren't objects!
Wouldn't he also be a little disturbed that he can only have sex with you to the same Big Bang songs? I feel like that would cause some weird reactions down the road. Like, what if he was in a mall in Korea ,and then they played a Big Bang song, and then suddenly he was like "why do I have an erection...?" You will sexually confuse him.
I just feel bad for her boyfriend. She doesn't even think about him while they are banging. Is that really love?
Today is a day about love, little VIP. Go sareang your boyfriend, not just your oppa.
Unless he already broke up with you for having weird sex sessions. I wouldn't doubt that actually.
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Also...
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
Would any of you FISHies like to be my Valentine? ;)
I hope you all have a romantic and beautiful evening with your significant lover~
Feel free to share below in the comments what lovely plans you have tonight for your boy or girl.
Unless you're alone tonight.
Then I hope you have an enjoyable and relaxing evening with your cat, laptop, and/or blow up doll.
In this case, please don't tell me what you are doing tonight.
USE PROTECTION.
There are already enough people born in November due to accidents "presents given" on these nights.
Love you all <3
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Lastly...
NONE OF YOU BETTER BE HAVING A "VALENTINES" DINNER WITH YOUR "GIRLFRIEND" COOKING LIKE THIS.
IT'S NEVER OKAY.
NEVER.
OKAY.
If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, or leave them in the comment section below. Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!