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Poor Secret. It seems they've all come down with a problem and during a routine visit to the music label psychiatrist the worst fears were confirmed. Secret has fallen in love.
There are new feelings brewing in Secret. You see they are in love with you, yes you. The person reading this right now at this very moment.
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| tldr; Vitamin D deficiency |
What's a poor girl to do? Oh, right strip down to almost nothing and shake dat thing. As you can see by the two back-up dancers on either side, your other option is to pretend you are dribbling two basketballs.
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| Main symptoms are seizures along with being dressed like the Fifth Element. |
At any rate if this is what happens when Secret has a problem I sincerely hope they never find a cure.
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| Now with boob physics. |
