Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 64

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This comes from one of STFU's favourite tumblrs: kpopsecrets.

She may be 20, but she certainly doesn't write like an adult. Also, isn't the point of anonymously submitting a confession staying anonymous? She literally gave up her name and life in the first sentence.

I find the strangest parts to be near the end of her confession.

Example 1: her love for Pumba's voice. Do you guys know who she is referring to?



That thing. That warthog from Lion King. It makes me uncomfortable that she finds it sexy. He's a good character, but I have never sexualized a Disney character before. Neither should she.

But she keeps making the description worse!

"... spring up like tigger *wink*..." Like, Tigger from Winnie the Pooh? 

 

I have heard of girls liking "an animal in bed" and Mary-Jane Watson affectionately calls Spiderman "tiger", but this is not what any of us girls think of when we use those terms. Come on. It's a child's toy that comes to life in his imagination. Keep it innocent for poor Christopher Robin.

"... he looks like strawberry shortcake." Looks like WUT. So not only do you find cartoon animals attractive, but also an animated little girl?!?



She is literally a little girl (named after a dessert like a stripper lolol). Not only is she a self-proclaimed 'pedonoona', but apparently also a 'pedounnie'. 

This is some kinda messed up, that's for sure...