The Crayon Pop fanboy cull
Picture this.You're a young guy in high school and you've been a closet k-pop fanboy for a while now. Sure, you talk about it in forums while trolling under the safety of your anonymous handle...
View ArticleTaeyang Performs With m-flo At A-Nation
So, Taeyang got to perform with m-flo at A Nation, performing one of the best Jpop songs of all time. Welp, you know it doesn't end well, don't you.Jesus Christ.Now you know why I hate YG fans so much....
View Articlem-flo Neven Album Review
You remember that poll I had a couple of months ago asking the readers which album I should review? The majority wanted me to review EXO or EXO and m-flo....but I just couldn't bring myself to...
View ArticleWhy We Should Be Envious Of Won Bin
 That's enough reason to be envious of Won Bin, no? Well, it gets worse.Lee Na Young became the model for Lancome, and well, she's ridiculously hot.He gets to bang her on the regular. Man, seeing as...
View ArticleT-ae wants some cock........... tail.
Trufax: my first exposure to the word "netizens" was through the title of this video:I thought "this video is pretty tame, really - what's a 'netizen' anyway, is that some kind of slang for an...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #11
ZAKU IS STREAMING TONIGHT. YOU KNOW, AT THE SAME TIME WE HAVE BEEN STREAMING EVERY WEEK.Yura not enough for you?
View ArticleDo EXO have the ability to fix up their own batshit crazy fandom? Of course...
"Our school system trains kids to be ignorant, with style - functional ignoramuses. They do not equip students to deal with things like logic; they don't give them the criteria by which to judge...
View ArticleStuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 6
So I just came back from my vacation and found out that Brown Eyed Girls, a group I thoroughly enjoy, recently released their latest single, "Kill Bill". Although it did not attract me immediately, I...
View Article[MV Review] 2NE1 - Do You Love Me
Late as usual, but oh well. If 2NE1 can half-ass an MV, I can half-ass my way through my article schedules. Heh.The thing about 2NE1's Do You Love Me MV is that it is yet another notch in the long...
View ArticleCambodian Ring Ding Dong
As if the original wasn't bad enough, there's....this. Hey, at least the rapping is better and the dude singing at 2:37 doesn't sound like a dinosaur mid-climax. I have to give these guys props,...
View ArticleQuestion of the Week 76
This week's question comes from an anonymous asker on my Ask.fm:Which idols do you think are mentally disturbed?Thanks for your suggestion!I am sure to an extent, all idols and trainees are mentally...
View Article[MV Review] Sunmi - 24 Hours Aren't Enough
Sunmi returns after four long years as a sex-crazed girl who just really wants The D. Badly. If this is Sunmi's apology for being replaced by Lim, apology accepted. It was bad enough that Sunmi, my...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #12
Today's Shitfest is going to be started with the diss tracks between E-Sens and Gaeko. Yes, get your popcorn gifs ready, bitches.E-Sens - You Can't Control MeGaeko - I Can Control YouOh yeah, Zaku...
View ArticleYour bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy
It's no secret that as k-pop's stock has risen globally, there are more young people in Korea than ever before striving to become idols, and that it's a ridiculously competitive industry where...
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 38
This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker on my ask.fm:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~That whore, Krystal. How dare she touch another boy from the same company. Well, we netizens always knew...
View Article2NE1 Destroys Nurse and School Girl Fetishes
AKF special report here. On August 25th, CL of 2NE1 released some photos of 2NE1 on Instagram, causing the greatest disaster since the March 11, 2011 earthquake in Japan. Millions of men have developed...
View ArticleWhat bothers me about most boy band music videos
Rarely do we see a wonderfully made music video that has an engaging storyline, good acting, meaningful lyrics, and beautiful music (also read: pretty much only Davichi does this in the Korean music...
View ArticleAKF Livestream Featuring AKF + Dual Stream With Zaku
I will be streaming this Saturday (8/31) at 6 PM EST/3 PM PST. Yes, me. You've been asking for it, so I finally decided to test out my webcam and already did test runs. I am very punctual, so I will...
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