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"My bias is a true artist, like, OMG": music production and songwriting...
It's hard to think up any music fandom with an insecurity complex bigger than any given k-pop fandom. People who are into k-pop (regardless of which group is their fave) can't just seem to say "I like...
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Yoo In Na Looks Jjangbak As Fuck For 1st Look
Yoo In Na is on the cover for the March issue of 1st Look and she looks amazing.You can view the others here along with her interview, and when I finally get around to it, a translation of the...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation #2 - Sistar's Bora
Today's fancam appreciation is a recommendation from Chris. While first writing this article, I was going to write "Now you can finally enjoy watching a Sistar performance without getting any...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 50
Yeah okay so... not going to lie. I thought I had scheduled more STFUs. But I apparently did not; so this one is 2 days late. My bad. Do kids still say that? I don't know. Doesn't matter. Here I am,...
View ArticleQuestion of the Week 79
Wow - I just realised that there has not been a Question of the Week since September of 2013. That is insane. I cannot promise that I will be able to think of a Korean entertainment related question...
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Exploitable Yura
Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint anyone... Pick your favourite from the following: Traditional AKF style mix Australian Patriot version Shipper's delight (PS by me, drawing by AKF)...
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BESTie's Dahye Is Ready To Make Your Dick Explode
Through my awesome foresight, I predict that Dahye will be destroying bias lists left and right with BESTie's upcoming comeback. Though Haeryung is my favorite because she's such a qt3.14, I can't deny...
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SNSD's Teasers Are Either Genius or Lame, But I Can't Decide
?????? So, while we're waiting on the Mr. Mr. MV from SNSD to come out this century, SM has been releasing these short teasers of the members. While I can understand the appeal in the teasers, I don't...
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Park Si Hoo Returns To Drama Land
*You can read about everything on Asian Junkie, but I'll just be a skeptic and say that he raped the woman just for the sake of argument. However, even though he was never proven guilty, he was never...
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Netizens Bitching About Naeun's Admission Into Dongguk University
I guess after pulling a Shinbot and scheduling seven articles for the Fancam Appreciation series, I guess I should return to AKF's roots of discussing why I think certain opinions are retarded. Okay, I...
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CRAYON PUNK
When 2012 finished and I said that Rania's "Style" was the song of the year, I had to deal with a lot of butthurt from k-pop fans who disagreed with my opinion. Mercifully, the whining at that time...
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CL Doesn't Have Shit On Seohyun!
This song is everything I hate about hiphop, and I love hiphop a lot. Taking all of the shit elements and putting it in a shit blender, well, you're going to get one shitty ass result. The following...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 51
This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my Ask.fm:Thank you for your submission!This is disturbing for multiple reasons.For example:This has 2552 subscribers and 81 726 views. That...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation #3 - Nine Muses' Sera
This week's fancam appreciation comes from Rac, who recommended some Sera fancams. Nine Muses is one of those groups where every member has a body that fits someone's tastes, and there aren't any truly...
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The More Detailed Life of Zhang Yixing's Penis
Yeah, I have no idea who this guy is, but we'll assume that he's straight for this fanfic, inspired by Shinbi's STFU #51 article.You know the drill, don't eat or anything while reading my fanfics....
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Haiku song reviews - many reviews in one post - can you handle it?
People are always / asking me for all my "thoughts" / about k-pop songsI normally do / not review songs, I find it / boring as batshitBut due to demand / I will make an exception / and review some...
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Consorting with the Enemy
The funniest thing about SNSD and 2NE1 having comebacks at roughly the same time (aside from the songs themselves, those are fucking jokes too) is the amount of back-and-forth wank that flies about on...
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It's time for another intervention
(This was originally titled "Why Jeremy Scott is detrimental to youths 'round the world and needs to be stopped," but that was a mouthful.)About a year ago, I lobbied kpop fans everywhere to stage an...
View Article[AYSLT] Huckleberry P
Huckleberry P is a solo rapper and also part of the duo Pinodyne. He's been one of my favorite underground hiphop artists over the past few years, releasing one of my favorite albums, Get Backers along...
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