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HYSF Dishing Out The Truth: Explaining The Reaction From Korean Netizens on...
AKF asked me to write about this since I have experience doing small business, corporate, and high-net-worth individual taxes. There has been some "major" celebrity tax evasion scandals within the past...
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The trufax about nugu song quality domination in k-pop
Many of you have noticed a pattern with my music taste - I like a lot of nugu stuff. My threefavouritesongs from last year were all debuts by brand new groups that not many people besides me really...
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Eunjung is Remarkably Good at Having a Dick and I Ain't Even Mad
Who would have thought?
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Hello Venus - Wiggle Wiggle
Hello Venus hyped us all with Wiggle Wiggle, but did it deliver?Hello no. It's hard as fucking shit to fap to this MV. The MV director had the easiest fucking job on the fucking planet, but he somehow...
View ArticleWa$$up is more hood than your unnis
Say what you want about their lack of pretty or talent or money, but this is the most raw thing I've ever seen from a kpop girl group. I feel like someone just put a demo DVD in my hand at a gas...
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Iljins' Delivery of Gifts Approved by the Fapgods (IDGAF) #1
Starting a new series for all you horny readers out there! The idea is to introduce you to interesting fap material, from less obvious sources that many k-fappers don't frequent. I might also chuck in...
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Kpopalypse's bullying help post for kpop-loving bully victims who are failing...
I think as long as I've been blogging, people have been asking me to throw down my opinions on various alleged bullying instances in k-pop. So here's a post about bullying. Maybe it's not the post...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 72
This week's photo comes from Shara:I don't know why it is blurry. It was sent to me in this condition.Thank you for your submission!~*~*~I cannot tell if this guy/girl is super excited or super upset...
View ArticleAnd the Award for the Most Gratuitous Black Cameo in a KPop MV Goes to...
These scrubs from Brave Entertainment (aka the Brave Brothers label).You thought YG was bad, just wait until you get a look of this. Or read the article.Longtime followers of KPop know all too well...
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The Best of the Worst: Jan. 22, 2015
Big news hit the kpop scene this week when it was revealed that Yura's "We Got Married" marriage might beYes, news of the illegitimacy of her fake sacred union broke when a magazine reported that...
View Article[MV Review] Eight Muses - Drama
You can't be disappointed when you expected the song to suck!I hadn't actually listened to Nine Muses at all until this week. I saw the teaser and got my Astroglide out because the girls are hot, but I...
View Article[MV Review] G Friend - (Anal) Glass Bead
G Friend definitely wants to be your girlfriend if they're willing to allow you to put glass anal beads in their anuses!I'm not a huge fan of the song, as it is too sugary without a good beat. This...
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Kpopalypse's 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2014
Okay, so when 2014 ended I did a ton of lists about my favourite and not-so-favourite music videos. I got lots of positive feedback from those, however I also got a lot of questions that were similar...
View ArticleYuan Ai Fei 2
How it going, UCAADs? I'm extremely busy this month and I haven't written a thing since I wrote about Shinbi joining the K-pop industry, so I decided that while I am busy, I can just focus on...
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In Utero: The Hypnotic Power of Audition Shows
There are many ways to debut a group: some, apropos of nothing, will be thrust upon the unknowing public like a wet sponge in the hope that whilst their minds recover from the shock, they begin to bias...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 73
This week's photo comes from an anonymous person:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~THAI PEOPLE SPEAK TAI THAIWANESE, DURR. 'Thai' isn't a language. That would be dumb to call their language that....
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The Best of the Worst: Jan. 29, 2015
Hola, everyone! We're back with more kpop hearsay and conjecture. This week, we've got an idol rumored to have left their company, someone lying about her age, and an idol who loves pussy a little too...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 7: Livii, Black Anvil, Celma
That's right, cao ni mas, it's come around to that time again:Time to dust off the first crop of nugus for 2015!Everyone's talking about Unpretty Rapstar lately, that rap "reality" TV show that I...
View ArticleIljins' Delivery of Gifts Approved by the Fapgods (IDGAF) #2
We have ourselves our first offering (submission) for this series, delivered unto to us by the fapgods' messenger, jaejin fag.Short and sweet. But, wait, there's more!One of the greatest wasted fap...
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Yuka (moumoon)
This week's spotlight is on Yuka, the vocalist for the Japanese band moumoon. She has straight teeth, making her hotter than 95% of other Japanese girls right off the bat!やべ、紗良に食べられてしもう❤️A photo posted...
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