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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 21: Staz Of Man, Jaywon Jung, Sims
Kpopalypse is back to explore unknown Korean artists in another episode of the most unpopular eclectic series in k-pop blogging history, Kpopalypse Nugu Alert!Read on and be entertained as Kpopalypse...
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[MV Review] Red Velvet - "Russian Roulette"
SM has really been bringing it with their music (sans STATION) this year.Red Velvet continue their winning streak with "Russian Roulette" which, as a song, is absolutely fantastic and while it is most...
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The Kpopalypse 2016 survey of caonima action
It's that time again - time for Kpopalypse to survey his readers!If you feel like you're one of those who give a shit, feel free to click on the Qri below to be taken to the survey page! Or if not,...
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Sit on my Face, Nayeon
Turn me up to the highest setting and let me vibrate the hell out of you.(I think today and tomorrow will be long days at work again and I'm still working on scheduled posts for the next 4-5 weeks...
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Why I Like Nayeon but not Tomomi Itano
@Seultoria I have no idea how you love Nayeon so much but fucking hate Tomomi.— Asian Junkie (@asianjunkiecom) September 9, 2016For anyone else wondering, read after the jump!Here, I think Tomomi...
View ArticleSunday Shitpost: Mina Edition
맞아 맞아 pic.twitter.com/MUnZs4sJ9o— 미나야 (@Minayayayaya) September 10, 2016Hm, I'm about to be busy packing clothes and getting ready to travel out of town for work. The scheduled posts will come out on...
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Is Irene Even Real?
With the Russian Roulette promotions, I question whether Irene is an actual human or not. Good lord. I didn't think I could ever say Irene looks hotter, but these Russian Roulette promotions will be a...
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Kpopalypse explains common song structures in k-pop
I'll post full results of the latest Kpopalypse survey later, but one of the big requests that is emerging is that people really want me to write a post about song structures in k-pop. So, here it...
View ArticleWagakki Band - Strong Fate
Wagakki Band has released a few songs this summer, but "Strong Fate" was my favorite by far. I think it's because of the melancholic chorus. This is one of the few slow songs by Wagakki Band that has...
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Farewell
Kpop......kpop......kpop.It has been a long and lovely road. I remember long ago, downloading songs from these new Jpop artists Hikaru Utada, Ayumi Hamasaki, and Mflo. On the same server I came across...
View ArticleYuri x Seohyun - Secret
Yeah, I know, when everyone read the title of the subunit, they had hoped it was the first in a long series of SNSD JAV films. However, while it's not actual porn, this video features a lot of hair...
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The Kpopalypse 2016 survey of caonima action – the results are in!
I'm far too lazy to repost the entire mammoth post here, but those of you who participated in and/or are interested in the results of the Kpopalyspe survey, click Qri for the results page!
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How AKF Ruined AOA - Part Two
[Author note: Enjoy these bite-sized fanfics so that I can post them more frequently during my business trips.]Link to Part One.The story so far: AKF had gone to Taiwan to have an orgy with Popu Lady,...
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Cheng Xiao's Pitch
Everyone remembers Jessica and Tiffany's pitches specifically for how...not so great they were. However I can see Cheng Xiao being known for how good hers was.Gifs from cosmicgirls. A big thanks to...
View ArticleDIA - Mr. Potter
Dear God,Thank you for Chaeyeon and Yebin.- Nayeon's Vibrator"Mr. Potter" is the turning point for DIA, mainly because I say so. I say so because this is the first song from the group that doesn't put...
View ArticleNCT Dream - Chewing Gum
I really fucking hate this song. I tried listening to it three weeks ago when it came out, but I was so traumatized that I gave up after 30 seconds. Knowing that I had to spread the word about how...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation DIA Edition - Chaeyeon and Yebin
Aw yeah. On my way to stanning DIA if they start putting out more good songs.
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Healthy porn for men - deconstructing dog-whistle concepts in k-pop
Recently, a producer of the idol TV show "Produce 101" came out and openly admitted what I'd already known and had been telling people for years - that the show (and by implication, all idol groups...
View ArticleCrayon Pop - Doo Doo Shit
I made it five seconds. New record for me for the shortest time I've ever listened to a Kpop song. The beat that starts off the song is really, really awful, and knowing Crayon Pop's awful track record...
View ArticleJieun - Bobby Doll
I've been waiting for a Jieun comeback for a while now after we got a few from Titsung in the past couple of years.Reviews for songs like this are the hardest. It's not good enough to write a...
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