Jessica - Wonderland
Jessica made a surprising comeback seemingly out of nowhere. The neckbeards on NB are probably thinking "lolol, Sica's business is doing poorly, so she needs another music comeback" while ignoring the...
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So you want to be a k-pop songwriter - Kpopalypse's 7 steps to certain success*
I've written before about people wanting to become k-pop idols, and how realistic (or not) that is... but what about people who aim to be songwriters? Is k-pop songwriting a realistic goal? Can it...
View ArticleEnd of an Era
Well friends, it's time to hang it up. Over the past few months, I have lost all interest in writing for AKF. I think it's better to end AKF now rather than drag out this sparse posting for another...
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Start of a New Era
If I have a piece of advice for any of my younger male readers, DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOUR HOBBIES FOR WOMEN!So over the past six months I have dated two nice girls who were cute and both have big, soft...
View ArticleIU - Palette featuring G-Dragon
IU and G-Dragon was a combination I thought I'd never see, but with IU hanging out with troublemakers such as Sulli and Jiyeon and getting the older D (younger girls, please continue to date us...
View ArticleNayeon TT
170501 TWICE TV SPECIAL EP.05 #나연#NAYEONhttps://t.co/I7obKO0cIhpic.twitter.com/Q1GdZBwVPt— 922 (@codename922) May 1, 2017More TT than I'm currently seeing at the moment.
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Be Happy for Jiyeon
The biggest news this week, aside from all of the teasers about Twice's comeback, is that Lee Dong Gun and Jo Yun Hee are already married and she's pregnant. This is the same dude who publicly broke up...
View ArticleLovelyz Jisoo is out of this World
pic.twitter.com/1WgnrqCcIW— Blackactarus (@blackactarus) May 7, 2017If you wouldn't let her stick a buttplug up your butt, then you're a bigoted homophobe!
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Nayeon Taking on a Monster Cock
Admit it, this is the main reason you're happy that I am back.And someone should tell the poor dude that the cock ring is supposed to go near the base, not the head!
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[MV Review] Black Pink - As If It's Your Last
Black Pink makes another great comeback and makes it easier and easier to forget about 2NE1. Up until now, Black Pink has been hit and miss for me, considering they only have a few title tracks to go...
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Idols Don't Owe Fans Shit
AOA Choa is Best Choa.With news coming out that Best Choa intends to withdraw from AOA, many fans are claiming that this is unfair...to them.Many fans have to wrong notion that idols owe everything to...
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MBK Doesn't Want Me to Fap to Yebin
For DIA's latest comeback, MBK decided to turn Yebin into a fucking dyke. How am I supposed to fap when I just see Amber and Ellen DeGeneres instead of Yebin. Talk about trolling to the maximum effect....
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Pristin - We Like
I have been following Kpop as close as I can and still take the time to check out new groups, and so far this year Pristin is my favorite rookie group. I had no hopes for them since they are under...
View ArticleKpopalypse Survey
@Seultoria Don't RT easy things pls, it's too tempting. pic.twitter.com/CTA5R16zku— Blackactarus (@blackactarus) August 24, 2017As you can see above, there's a picture of me with my master.Also, you...
View ArticleTwice "One More Time" Teaser
This is the Twice comeback we have all been waiting for: the first one in which every member is legal! Mina, please rub my balls. Preferably while my dick is in your mouth. That is all.
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To the “I’m Quitting Kpop” People
Over the years, I’ve had friends on Twitter and One Hallyu (and its predecessors) make long tweets and posts about how they were quitting Kpop.“Kpop isn’t a lifestyle.” That is the first thing I think...
View ArticleA Pink - Orion
A Pink is back with another Japanese song. The girls seem to spend a lot of time over there lately. They must love being violated by tentacle monsters over there. Considering how much money they make...
View ArticleRed Velvet Peekaboo
2017 is definitely Red Velvet's year and they capped it off with their strongest title track this year.What I like about Peekaboo is that it starts to blend the Red and Velvet images of Red Velvet. The...
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MAGA - Make AKF Great Again
Just about a year ago, I had closed AKF for good. At that point in my life, I was busy making many changes in my life, and wanted to get rid of anything from the past in order to move forward. I...
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