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VOTE DANI FOR BEST NEW B.E.T. SUPERSTAR

May 21, 2013, 10:00 pm
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T-ara N4 + Dani are going to be at the BET Awards but no one gives a shit about those other 4 bitches since DANI is going to share the stage with CHRIS BROWN.

EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
HYPHY
Let me give you some context for this shit.

Chris Breezy and Dani go way back, growing up together in the streets of Tappahannock, Virginia. They bled together, they shed thug tears together, they even smacked hoes together. They were inseparable friends for life until the fateful day that Chris Breezy was signed to Def-Jam Records to start a new career in America and Dani was street-scouted by Kim Kwang Soo in the gritty streets of Seoul.

After ages of zero communication, they finally reunited in the hallowed halls of Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles in Los Angeles. When Chris Breezy heard that Dani was training to become a rapper for T-ara, he knew he just had to take her under his wing and mentor her budding talents. He turned this trash:



INTO THIS GEM OF GEMS:



Don't let anyone know I shared this secret track from Dani's upcoming solo album (produced by Chris Breezy of course). 

Because of this newfound talent, Dani was immediately scouted by the prestigious Black Entertainment Television network who recognized her innate blackness despite her outward giraffe-like Korean appearance. They nominated her for this year's Best Female Hip-Hop artist among the likes of Azealia Banks, Eve, Nicki Minaj, Rasheeda, Rye Rye. This was their official press statement on the matter:
"She a nigga too, nigga, like dem yellow M&Ms or some shit."
There can only be one winner, so please show support for Dani so she can become America's next radio-smashing hit performer.

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Minah Receives A Facial On Stage

May 21, 2013, 10:10 pm
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Yuri Shows Off Cleavage For Cosmopolitan

May 22, 2013, 10:23 am
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The Soompi article says she's showing off her waist and legs, but SONEs aren't going to be paying attention to that when there's cleavage to be seen.
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Hyomin Bullies My Eyes With Her Cleavage

May 22, 2013, 10:29 am
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Man, T-ara can't stop bullying, can they? First they bullied Hwayoung, next they bullied Chros Brown and his entourage, and now Hyomin is bullying us with her cleavage. What a whorse. 

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I've Been Into Kpop For Five Years Now

May 24, 2013, 8:48 am
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Five years is a long time when it comes to music since things change so quickly. Five years ago, Kpop was a lot different than it is today. I started listening to it right before the idol boom, so I got into it during Kpop's transition period where solo artists were dominant to where idol groups are dominant. 

Yes, I posted a Japanese song even though I dislike most of the Japanese music I hear. However, this is how I really got into Kpop. Way back when Inuyasha aired on [adult swim], I heard BoA's Every Heart and thought she was Japanese. Same with Younha when I heard her song Houki Boshi for Bleach. I never really became fans of either of them, but just liked those two songs. When I discovered m-flo's the Love Bug, I became hooked on BoA and m-flo. I learned a lot about both of them and found out that both BoA and Verbal were Korean. That lead me to listening to BoA's Korean songs and I found out that Verbal had collaborated with plenty of Korean artists under m-flo and as a solo artist.

So after listening to a shitload of BoA and m-flo songs, I had discovered that Emi Hinouchi collaborated with Epik High. The song, Flow, remains one of my favorite Epik High songs today. Shortly after that, Epik High had released their fifth album (and last good album.) After watching a shitload of Epik High MVs on Youtube, I had been introduced to a lot of artists that I still listen to today. For example, Younha, Jisun, Clazziquai, Drunken Tiger, Dynamic Duo, Leessang, etc.

For a whole year, I was able to avoid idols even though they were becoming the "it" thing in 2008. Wonder Girls were relevant back then, that's how long ago this was.

Then it happened.


Yes, Gee was the first idol song I heard. Shortly after, I had become a Sone. It was much easier following a group with nine members that had a lot of activities as opposed to just following BoA who wasn't really doing anything in Japan.

I started going on forums like Soshified, getting along with people there. Along the way, I would come to like many idol groups: Kara, T-ara, Secret, 4minute, 2NE1, f(x) etc. 2009 actually was a good year for idols. Everything was going great and this carried into 2010.

I had joined even more forums later in 2009 and 2010, going to Soompi and 6theory. I had mainly stuck with people in the "fandom" on those boards.

By the end of 2010, everything was falling apart. These groups were becoming more popular by the day and gaining a shitload of fans. These groups then started releasing shitty fucking songs. 2NE1 with Try To Follow Me. Okay, everything 2NE1 has released since 2010 has sucked. SNSD with Hoot. T-ara with Yayaya.

I hated all of these fucking songs. Yet, as I revealed my displeasure with these vile songs, I was receiving shit for everything. I had fandoms acting like monkeys who loved throwing their fecal matter everywhere.

In early 2011, I had enough of the shit. I got run out of Tiara Diadem along with some of the other founding members here. I got tired of allkpop's shit and got banned for posting porn. However, unlike the rumors out there say, I didn't cause 6theory to close down, as I wasn't the one posting gore. I had been banned for over a year before 6theory closed down.

Suckmydee and Lickmypunani persuaded me to start AKF and they both helped spread the word out while I invited Bou and Gayvid to be authors at the start. I just needed a place to share my opinions without fangirls pissing and moaning all of the time about my opinions. Okay, that part still hasn't changed.

However, the creation of AKF allowed me to discover new groups since I tried reviewing groups outside of what I normally listened to. Then it dawned on me: no matter what genre you listen to, no matter what country the song comes from, you're going to think that 90% of what you listen to sucks ass. This has always been my experience. I started reviewing more songs that I hated because it was much easier to rip on a song than to praise one.

AKF has allowed me to stay a fan of Kpop because it has forced me to listen to artists/groups I never would have. If you look at the groups that initially got me into Kpop, I would have stopped listening by now. SNSD sucks ass, Kara's busy releasing Jpop (and I hate their Japanese songs), 2NE1 hasn't released anything worth listening to since I Don't Care, I haven't liked a 4minute song since I My Me Mine, etc. etc.

Who knows what the next five years will bring. Will I enjoy about Kpop as I was when I first discovered it in 2008? No, because I don't now. The brand new feeling faded away, just as it did for Jpop. However, what keeps me listening to Kpop (and Jpop) is discovering new groups/artists. Everyone has their heyday and they'll eventually start releasing music you don't like. Don't let nostalgia hold you down. Free yourself from those chains and venture outside what you normally listen to. I always find artists/groups that keep me listening. I don't need 9038457334535 groups to release 90384592348929374927130174072134 songs a year to keep me entertained. I'm never "bored" by Kpop like a lot of fans claim because I don't try to follow everything all the time. That's why you'll see me make several posts in the same day instead of making brand new articles everyday. Kpop is just something I enjoy listening to, not the center of my life like how some Kpop fans tend to treat the genre. 
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Lucky A Pink Fan

May 25, 2013, 2:24 pm
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The dude had great composure. At the very least, he wasn't like a Taeyeon fan.

If I was there in place of that guy, who knows what I would have done with Eunji there. I don't know, I'd probably react like Troy Barnes.

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How Is 4minute Winning?

May 26, 2013, 4:11 pm
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Support T-ara N4 in the U.S.

May 26, 2013, 8:55 pm
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Please stay in the U.S. T-ara. I had no idea Eunjung could twerk it like that.
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With this nose, I thee wed...

May 26, 2013, 9:21 pm
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So if you didn't know, Naeun got a new schnoz.
 

Most A Pink fans have realized this already with divided opinions. I personally think it wasn't anything major, it just looks like fillers, possibly something she could have reserved easily. She looks less unique now and I guess you'd say it's less "cute" looking, although she is still hella cute if you check out anything from her recent performances but personal preference will ultimately rule.

The real question is "Why?" Everyone knows she was one of the prettiest idols out there, nothing really called for tempering, so some guessed that perhaps she wanted a more regal look to get more lead roles in dramas rather than supporting "teen" character roles. Well you may have already guessed from the title, but I figured out the real reason...




The hot new trend, couple noses! Everything about the change only made it more like her new love of a lifetime. I wonder how many couples this will catch on with.
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Hyori Fucking Sucks

May 27, 2013, 8:51 am
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What do you get when an artist loves herself so much that she begins to believe in her own delusions that she's actually the Queen of Kpop? You get Lee-Fucking-Hyori. In a world where Hyori's fans pretends that BoA doesn't exist, we have this sorry excuse for the "Queen of Kpop". Jesus Christ, I have three songs to review for this article and I already want to blow my fucking brains out while listening to Miss Korea. Times like this, I wish I drank alcohol, because I need something to get me through the next 15 minutes of torture. If you want to laugh at my misery, read on.

 
I believe I have made it clear by now that I think Hyori is an overrated piece of shit who should stick to showing her tits instead of parading as a singer.

A few days ago, Hyori had a comeback show all for herself, copying BoA in which I had to stop watching after 10 minutes because I was so bored. I was lucky to get through Miss Korea.

In Miss Korea, Hyori made a poor choice of selecting a subdued melody. Her voice is fucking terrible, and since it's dominant over the track unlike her previous singles, it takes a lot to slog through this shit. With a terrible choreography to go along with Hyori's excruciatingly bad singing, I applaud anyone who can make it through this MV.



You notice how Bad Girls start off with an ambulance. They're coming to rescue me after I listened to Miss Korea.

Another song that I dislike from Hyori, and to top it off, she made it even worse by rapping. GG.



Lee Hyori. Ballad. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

After Hyori's mess of a 4th album where half of it was plagiarized, I lost all of what little respect I had for Hyori as an artist. I tried giving her new songs a shot, but they were bad because Hyori doesn't possess anything that makes me want to listen to her songs. She is totally clueless about her identity as a singer. She chose songs that glaringly show her weaknesses as a singer instead of choosing songs that bring out her strengths. Hyori, stop pretending you're Ock Ju Hyun (read: FIN.K.L.'s main vocalist, the group Hyori came from).

I know a lot of Kpop fans give Hyori a pass just because she's a first generation idol. Hyori only got this far because she's hot and has nice tits. She is not the Queen of Kpop because Hyori hasn't achieved anything. She can't achieve respectability with her music, so she doesn't deserve any accolades given to her. I know people rally around Hyori just so they can be anti-idol, but you'd be better off supporting girls like Younha, Baek Ji Young, BoA, etc. instead of Hyori. If you truly want an artist who can portray what Hyori goes for, listen to Jolin Tsai. Otherwise, have fun trying to prop up someone who sucks so much ass.

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CL - THE JJANGBAKEST FEMALE

May 28, 2013, 8:29 am
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So innovative, so legendary. Step aside Hyori, because the REAL MOTHER FUCKING QUEEN OF KPOP IS HERE (in a world where BoA doesn't exist.)


First, we have to talk about CL's legendary rapping ability. Repeating "I'm a bad bitch" over and over is mindblowing. Because we mere mortals cannot comprehend her majestic raps upon first utterance, she has to repeat it ad nauseam so that we can comprehend that she's the baddest mother fucker in town. We are blessed by CL. Fuck you Kanye, CL is the real Jesus.

You notice how she slowed down her flow for us? She did that because she wants us to feel like she's more "normal" and less Goddess-like. She dumbed down her flow just for us. I feel so honored that CL would do that for us. She didn't want to make people like MC Meta and Huckleberry P to think they suck ass at rapping, so she rapped like she did so that she wouldn't shakeup the whole Korean music scene.

The song itself is amazing. She improved on the formula that SNSD, 4minute, and Slut-ara N4 introduced. There are absolutely no transitions back and forth because that shit is lame. CL's jjangbak song just goes from one sound to the next, bring that NEXT LEVEL JJANGBAK TO OUR MOTHA FUCKIN EARS.

CL also looks so fucking hot.

Unf, bite my dick with your shark teeth, noona.


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Of course this song is fucking shit. Take CL, who can't rap for shit and sounds fucking terrible and mash that together with the worst fucking trend ever in Kpop history and you get a song that has the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline on mother fucking speed dial.

I had to listen to this vile garbage twice to review it. I'll never listen to it a third time.



You see that rhino's horn? I WOULD RATHER HAVE THAT HORN INSERTED THROUGH MY URETHRA THAN TO EXPERIENCE THIS FUCKING SHIT EVER AGAIN.

Most of all, fuck you, Yang Hyun Suks Balls. You keep having your idols release "music" like this, causing a whole generation of delusional fans emotional scarring. Blackjacks and VIPs may not realize it now, but in time, they will look back and wonder how they even thought this vile shit was good music. You may end up causing some people to commit suicide because they can't walk outside of their house anymore because they don't want others to remember them as "that retarded Blackjack who shared CL's song to everyone and ended up pissing all of her friends off in the process" girl. Just stop it, mother fucker.
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CL and Hyori didn't kill me (yet)

May 29, 2013, 1:20 pm
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Yes, it has been a rough week after reviewing Hyori and CL. I usually don't review that much diarrhea in that short of time.

*What would you know? (I'm not going back to redo the picture for one mistake.)


*That's not enough to keep me alive. (Not redoing the picture for one mistake.)






So as to not rape anyone's browser, here's a Jiyeon gif, a Hyomin gif, and another Hani gif, and the photo shoot from Viki.

One of the many jjangbak pictures of NS Yoon G.


And that's the story of how I'm still alive.
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Why We All Get Fucked by SM's Lack of Originality

May 30, 2013, 1:00 am
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For a couple of days now, SM has been teasing us with hints of finally debuting a new male soloist. That shit would have been the first male soloist from SM since Kangta, almost 13 years ago. 13 years. You know what happened 13 years ago? Not Y2K, but that's beside the point.

At any rate, that was a long ass fucking time ago, so for SM to pull something like this certainly surprised everyone.

Long essay post inc., beware.

Immediately after hearing the news, I had a few random speculations.

<--- "What the fuck? No more SM idol focus?" --->

We all know what massive clusterfuck the debut of EXO was to the KPop fandom, and the addition of the batshit crazy EXOTICs to the stan-stew certainly did nothing for the image of fangirls and fanboys being the rabid scourge on what might be an enjoyable music scene that they are. SM going with a soloist potentially of BoA-tier goodness might actually put some fans back into the SMTown roster, and we all know how big of a nut our boss Chuck busts over Boa.

"I be puttin' on sum o' dat chapstick fo' dis dome I 'bout to dish fo' Chuck."
<--- "SM might actually give a shit about what they're putting out there for once?" --->

For me, this was probably the most anticipated part of the whole thing. Honestly speaking, the last good male soloists probably died with Rain and Se7en's entries into the military and Psy's clusterfuck of a follow-up track to Gangnam Style (aka Gentleman, aka the MV That Shalt Not Be Reviewed). Rain's too busy fucking Kim Tae Hee to give a shit about his public image, let alone drop a decent track (and no, that potential collaboration with Psy gives me nothing to look forward to). Se7en's too busy fucking Park Han Byul to give a shit about his music either, and with his street cred looking none too good right now after celebrity soldiering, I don't think he's coming back any time soon. Psy's probably chasin' that dolla all over the globe, and until he gets his shit together, we won't be counting on the Concert King for much lately.

This sets up the perfect opportunity for a decent, not even amazing, male soloist to step in and take the scene by storm. If SM tried to put out something halfway good (eg. anything that's not the schizoelectro-trash that's been raining on our heads lately), they might have a male version of Ailee or Juniel for the SM stanners to fap to and buy shit from.

All the speculation took place in my brain until I saw the attached teaser pic.


Every hope and expectation I had for this turned to shit right before my eyes. More of that garbage hoodrat-chic dumpster dive concept SM stole from YG, dipped in pink, and scooped out of the toilet SNSD used for I Got a Boy? Nope, nope, nope, fuck you SM. But it gets even better when we find out exactly who this poor soul is.
After releasing two teaser photos yesterday, SM Entertainment has revealed the identity of their new solo male artist with two new photos. It is none other than Henry, who previously performed with Super Junior and Super Junior-M.
Henry is a multi-talented artist who is skilled in dancing, singing, piano, and violin. He can also speak Korean, English, and Chinese, and already has established popularity all over the world as part of Super Junior-M. He also has shown off his composing skills as part of the composer team, “Noise Bank.”
According to SM Entertainment, Henry will be showing  his unique musical color and numerous charms through his solo album. Henry will be releasing his first solo mini-album titled, “Trap,” on June 7. [re: Soompi cause fuck Allkpop and its shitty new site, Chucklyfe4lyfe]
Henry? That nice kid I kinda liked on Celebrity Masterchef Korea while watching Fei cook?!

What in the actual fuck is this shit? Who thought writing one's name in cursive on the chest was hard shit? Not only did they steal shit from YG, they stole shit from Recess too. Yeah, that Recess.

Recess's Kindergartners 
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Fantastic Baby-era Taeyang
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Baby Einstein shit
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What the actual fuck man? SM trolled me so hard with this shit, I fear the final result. Not only are we forced to deal with some half-assed shit they stole from other people, this shit propagates the horrible trends currently floating around in KPop as we speak. I curse the dumbass who thought this ghetto-chic bullshit was  a good thing. Hopefully, this is just teaser shit that never actually sees its way into the actual MV. Once upon a time, SM teasers were as horrendous as Super Junior's Mr. Simple but turned out fairly okay in the MV. But that was then, and this is now. I Got a Boy's horrible outfits/concept came out exactly as advertised, and other KPop groups thought it was okay to do the same since SM did it first.

But who knows, maybe my hopes and dreams will come true and we'll see an actual good song/solo debut from SM instead of the usual trash it's been pumping out. Or maybe I'll be right on the money and this will be utter trash. A man can dream... A man can dream...

In a world full of fuck, we can only count on Seobot.

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The ultimate baddest female showdown

May 31, 2013, 3:22 am
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Since the cool concept right now for female idols is "Bad girls," let's see who rocks it best. Because we can.

Also because I've noticed a disturbing trend here at Anti Kpop-Fangirl in which we've been talking an awful lot about music and talent lately. Whatever happened to judging idols based on their looks? Dammit, that's what I signed on for.


Go on with your badass selves.




The contestants in today's Bad Girl Beauty Pageant are Miss Korea Lee Hyori, CL, and the lovely ladies of 18th generation After School. Below is each girl's interpretation of this most under-appreciated concept.


Hyori


CL


Jungah


Nana


UEE


Lizzy and Kaeun


E-Young, Jooyeon, and Raina



My vote for best bad girl goes to Jungah or Nana. Girls be workin' it. Who gets your vote?
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Shinhwa's This Love

June 2, 2013, 6:50 am
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Shinhwa returns with their 11th album, The Classic, and are doing a great service by winning #1 on music shows. At a time where shit from 4minute, Lee Hyori, and B1A4 (seriously, who the fuck is this group?!) are charting near the top, Shinhwa comes back at the right time to restore some respect for the mainstream idol market.



Upon first watching the MV, I thought this was a parody of an SM video and song. All of the elements are there: the Shinhwa members are trapped in a box, trying to use their voguing powers to escape and Eric's rap is littered with the phrase "systematic automatic" throughout. Then I get the sudden realization of how good SM used to be and just shake my head. Shinhwa was one of SM's last good groups, and once 2000 rolled around, SM had lost it when it came to idols. Sure, DBSK came out, but when they debuted, they were the gayest fuckers around and it took them five years to start releasing respectable music. Super Junior, SHINee, EXO...yeah. SM has definitely lost their touch.

Just like a lot of SM MVs, the story here doesn't make sense. What seems to be just a normal dance MV at the onset tries to become a story MV halfway through. A random Japanese girl shows up and absolutely adds nothing to the MV.

Moving on from the nonsense MV, let's get to the song. Like last year's Venus, Shinhwa comes back with a modern sound that you could imagine other male groups, such as B2ST, doing. That isn't necessarily a bad thing; Shinhwa can't release songs like Eusha Eusha in today's environment. This Love takes the best of today's trends while avoiding the awful elements laden in some recent Kpop songs (SNSD's I Got Multiple Personality Disorder, 4minute's What's Your Personality Disorder, T-ara N4's Countryside Schizophrenia, etc.).

What makes Shinhwa click for me is Minwoo and Hyesung. Both of them carry this group as they're the two most talented, however, they're not carrying deadweight. Dongwan, Junjin, Andy and Eric fulfill their roles adequately, and that's all I fucking ask for. I don't need a group like SPICA where every member is talented but the songs are unlistenable after a few a times.

I know some of you were expecting EXO's Wolf, but I had to review a song I liked before tackling yet another piece of shit song.


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EXO Fan Stampede

June 3, 2013, 6:10 am
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So, people sent me this video and I don't see what the big fucking deal is. You can hear in the video "찍지마" being said over and over, yet the uploader continued to film them while ignoring them. Seeing as this girl seemingly already knew how batshit crazy Korean teenage girls are when it comes to their oppas, this outcome should have been expected.
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The Gloss Causing French Fans To Lose Their Shit

June 3, 2013, 7:08 am
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This is another Kpop idol group set to debut, but with a twist: THERE'S A MOTHER FUCKING FRENCH CUNT IN THE GROUP!!!!!!!!1111111 As the master race, Koreans have no respect for the fucking French because back in 1866, France, who was somehow a superpower at one point, tried attacking backwards-as-fuck-still-living-in-the-1600s-Korea and France got their asses kicked. Now they're trying to ruin Kpop by adding a French girl to a Kpop group!!!!!!!!!!11111


That's the general sentiment among the French fans, well, probably except the part where France lost to Korea back in 1866 since they probably never learned about it in school. With a history full of humiliating defeats, it's better to leave out the ones that no one really knows about.

Anyway, I don't know any French at all, so my man EGO was kind of enough to translate some of the YT comments for me. Normally he links me to a lot of pictures and videos that I use for my articles, but now he basically gave me the bulk of an article.

- I have nothing against her, I’m glad she can live her dream, but I’m so not okay. To me, kpop is about Korean music sung by Koreans. Making it international is good, but it’s not kpop anymore…
- It’s really good but… we like kpop because they are Asians, that’s what makes it special…
- Great, now everyone’s gonna take a look at kpop. I mean I’m happy for her and everything, but WE are the real fans, and because of that bitch, there’s gonna be plenty of fake fans to be interested in it. Damn it, it’s our passion! OURS!
- The first time I heard about it, I was like WTF. And then… what a surprise to hear that she introduces herself in French! This is k-pop, KOREAN POP! Well, she looks totally superficial but whatever… Anyway, I don’t mean to be a bitch but… what is she doing here? I don’t understand. I like her but the other members are wayyy better.
- A French girl? How surprising. And that’s the one I hate the most.
- Stop focusing on the French! There are other girls you know! Damn bitch’s not even that good…
- They are great singers but… I think I’ll never be okay with it. It’s awesome for her but seriously it’s not F-pop.
- You can’t even call that kpop, it makes no sense! And that Olivia girl has a pretty basic voice, she’s not that pretty and she looks very pretentious. I’m so sad they ruined a group like this.
- olivia ?! u_u it would be better if it was only the 3 of them.
- here we go.. bunch of french people are gonna start commenting... it shouldn’t have been a french girl seriously... -___-
- LooooL “Je m’appelle Olivia”, easy bitch, who do you think you are?
- The French girl does not fit in it. What pisses me off is that she doesn’t have a voice good enough to be in a kpop group. :/ So she’s not Korean, AND doesn’t have a voice, it will never be enough to make it.
- If she succeeds, I’m going to Korea to audition for SM! ^o^
I'm actually super surprised. A French stereotype in the U.S. is that the French are the most pompous and arrogant fucks out there despite losing two World Wars. I had expected comments such as "Now that there's a French girl in Kpop, people will actually give a shit about it now." Delving deeper into the comments, you can just tell that it's just a bunch of delusional fangirls who happen to be French. Secretly, they all want to be in that girl's place so that they can give oppa a rimjob.

I guess even the most sophisticated of cultures cannot escape the wrath of delusional fangirls. Next these fucking French fangirls are going to get wind of this and take this fucking post too seriously...
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100% Goes Shirtless! Inb4 Who Da Fuq is 100%

June 3, 2013, 1:53 pm
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So the MEN in 100% are going shirtless for a current photo--much to the enjoyment of fangurls. They are seen smiling and huddled together in tight leather jeans, sparkly belt buckles, black boots, shredded ties, and backpack straps for their laptops. This is a very masculine photo if I may say so myself. It reminds me of my friends: I truly enjoy getting together with old high school pals and dressing in my tightest pants--enough that my balls get all contorted--all while shirtless and sweaty. Seriously, it's a pleasure to undress myself with my friends in the room-viewing and smelling their nipples and bellies. I so love the smell of their arm pit stench wafting through my nostrils! Love how their skin looks and how their sweat makes my loins feel. Thinking about this photo above and all my best male friends, I can't help but quiver in my chair right now.

Oh god. FAP! I am 100% horny right now thinking of males without shirts. Seriously I think I'm 100% gay now. Is it gay if I fap to 100%???? Please tell me no! I don't think I want to be 100% homosexual.....maybe only 33.33333333333333333333% How am I going to hide my hard-on at this elementary school?     たすけて!

So this brings me to a brief hypothesis. When fangurls are viewing kpop men together like (picture below), they are only seeing these men as MASCULINE and not as feminine/homosexual at all.

Hanging out with bros! NOT GAY AT ALL!


Well this site is all about delusional fangurls, so I'm just going to give all you women a dose of TRUTH in picture form to break you from this spell. Are you ready fangirls!?

When fangirls look at this (picture below)


Fangirls see:






 Males see:







IN CONCLUSION---SINCE MY HYPOTHESIS IS PROVEN TO BE TRUE. ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT 100% AND ALL MALE KPOP GROUPS GOING SHIRTLESS WITH ONE ANOTHER IS...

IN OTHER NEWS I WAS ON YOUTUBE AND FOUND THIS:

OMG!

ANOTHER SHIRTLESS MAN! U LOVE IT LADIES DON'T YOU!?!?!






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EXO's Wolf -- Korea's Cure For Depression

June 4, 2013, 7:30 am
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I received a heartwarming email from a Korean adult, one year removed from high school, who wishes to remain anonymous. As you guys know, high school is basically a prison in Korea. The stress there is extremely high and their whole lives are dictated by the results of one test. In order to get into more prestigious universities, many Koreans will take 1-2 years to study in order to retake the test just so they can have a better life. The letter is after the jump.


Hello Readers of AKF:

I have been studying for the past year and a half in order to get into Seoul National University, the best university in Korea. The competition is cut-throat with everyone looking out for their own self interest. The stress has been getting to me. For the past year, my scores have only gone up incrementally, not allowing me to get into Seoul National University. I was ready to give everything up.

Standing on a ledge, I was looking down at the chaotic streets of Seoul. It was only 30 meters, so I knew it would be a matter of seconds before I left this world. However, one of my female friends rushed up to the roof in order to stop me. She pleaded for me to stay alive, but I had no resolve to live.

"You don't have to give up now," she said as she reached into her pocket for her mp3 player. She slowly inched her way toward me as I stood still. In my mind, the word jump continuously echoed. I couldn't escape the temptation to just end my life right here.

My friend was standing just mere centimeters away from me as she put the headphones one me. She clicked play and I had heard the worst song of my life. I looked at her with, dazed as to how this song was supposed to keep me going on.

"How is this supposed to keep me live? This song is so fucking terrible. Has our country's music scene fallen so far as to release filth like this?"

She earnestly looked me in the eyes and replied, "This song is supposed to help you realize that no matter how tough life gets, it will never be as bad as EXO's life. You will never have to go around promoting a giant turd like this. You will never have to claim that you had a hand in anyway with such a piece of shit song. You will never have a legion of retarded fangirls going around and spreading this song for others to listen to. There are tough moments in everyone's life, but none will ever be tougher than EXO's Wolf promotions. See, these kids are able to live with themselves releasing such a terrible song. Let laughter be your medicine to your troubles. Don't resort to suicide when you have never unleashed such a monstrosity to the public like EXO has."

Ever since my friend saved my life by making me listen to EXO's Wolf, life has been better. Though my life has its difficult moments, at the very least, I'm not promoting this piece of shit. I'm not dressed up like a fucking faggot. Since I have studied English, I actually know how to pronounce "wolf".

I just thank the heavens everyday that I'm not an EXO member. I don't know how these guys live with themselves.
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Thank You Based God

June 4, 2013, 11:54 pm
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Imagination. Bless.
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