Jonghyun says he doesn't need a girlfriend, and I'm here to explain why. And for some reason, it seems like a writer on AKF covers Jonghyun relationship status at least once a year.
Like most Asian men, Jonghyun's penis is nearly impossible to see with using something such as a telescope. He got tired of Shin Se Kyung using a scope to find his penis.
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| Nigga, I can't see yo dick. I can spot a buck's dick from 100 yards out, but I can't see yours from three feet away. |
With his former girlfriend being this hot, Jonghyun's penis couldn't become erect enough to satisfy Shin Se Kyung. So, Shin Se Kyung had to peg Jonghyun, as that was the only way any kind of penetrative intercourse was going to occur in their relationship.
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| I'm assuming this is how Shin Se Kyung would look as a tranny. |
After getting rammed up the ass a few times, Jonghyun knew he was a faggot, and thus turned to Key.
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| Fags. |
He doesn't need a girlfriend because he has a boyfriend.