Another Sweetune release by the controversial butt-scratching milk-bathing nugu-turned-nutbuster girl group Stellar. But does it live up to their last three solid feature tracks?
The song is boring.
Gayoung's fugly yellow and blue sweater aside, the girls look good. They've put a fair amount of (mainly Minhee centered) sexy shots in there, too, despite what they said about dropping the sexy concept this time around. But somehow, this is not up to the fappability standards we've come to expect from a Stellar MV. It's because the intention here isn't to arouse — it's to annoy.
The song is boring.
Gayoung's fugly yellow and blue sweater aside, the girls look good. They've put a fair amount of (mainly Minhee centered) sexy shots in there, too, despite what they said about dropping the sexy concept this time around. But somehow, this is not up to the fappability standards we've come to expect from a Stellar MV. It's because the intention here isn't to arouse — it's to annoy.
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| A good way to burn your hands. Don't try this at home, or you won't be able to fap. |
... And that's really all there is to Stellar - Fool. No good song or fap material to be found here, just a thinly disguised gentle "fuck you" to haters and a general trolling of many different groups. And it does a brilliant job at upsetting people, from prudes to fans of the group who are missing the entire point to horny motherfucking bitch ass idiots.
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| Is this just another way of calling someone a fool? |
It's unusual to see open criticism of the public at all in kpop, let alone a parody of comments by haters. Yet here are some that made their way into an MV.
Queue comments about the name ASStellar not working because they don't have any ass to show off anyway. The typical AKF response would be a picture of a "real" ass, but I'm not enough of an ass to embed it and ruin things for everyone, so if you want to see it here you go.
I don't know whether this strategy will pay off for them, but I don't care because I found the video and the reactions to it funny. Just a shame about all the other aspects.
Summary
Song: 3/10
Styling/concept: 7/10
Fappability: 4/10
Trolliness: 9/10
Minhee fanservice: 9/10
Hyoeun murderousness: 2/10
Overall: 4/10
Not even mute and fap — just mute and watch.
Bonus: shittyqualitygifs for fap purposes (OK, I lied, maybe there was some good fap material here and there, just not the MV as a whole)
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| Even the dislike bar has been exaggerated so much. |
According to my 100% accurate and completely trustworthy translation resource, those comments say:
ASStellar!!
I'm doing a perfectly good job of trying to Stella court
WTF! how did i not know about such good porn?
Also exposed ass?!? Moldy ...
Ex Ana inki take off with?
Queue comments about the name ASStellar not working because they don't have any ass to show off anyway. The typical AKF response would be a picture of a "real" ass, but I'm not enough of an ass to embed it and ruin things for everyone, so if you want to see it here you go.
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| If only Jisoo had turned her accusations into candy jelly love, too. |
I don't know whether this strategy will pay off for them, but I don't care because I found the video and the reactions to it funny. Just a shame about all the other aspects.
Summary
Song: 3/10
Styling/concept: 7/10
Fappability: 4/10
Trolliness: 9/10
Minhee fanservice: 9/10
Hyoeun murderousness: 2/10
Overall: 4/10
Not even mute and fap — just mute and watch.
Bonus: shittyqualitygifs for fap purposes (OK, I lied, maybe there was some good fap material here and there, just not the MV as a whole)