[MV Review] Rainbow - Black Swan
RAINBOW'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKI'M NOT WORTHYAs you all know all too well, Rainbow hasn't made a comeback for a very long time, by Kpop standards at least. I'll take this opportunity to give you...
View ArticleThe Best of the Worst: Feb. 26, 2015
It's another week and another Best of the Worst. In this edition, we've got KBS' latest bans, G-Dragon's cry for help, and Hani talking about how she passed the time during EXID's two-year stint in...
View ArticleRainbow Fans, Stop Worrying About Their Popularity
Rainbow fans during every comeback because all they worry about is music show rankings.I have been jamming to Rainbow's Black Swan for the past week. I like the song so much that I plan on buying their...
View ArticleZaku's Bias List
People have been asking me a ton of questions about who I actually like in KPop, and for some reason, you internet strangers actually care about who another internet stranger blogging about KPop enjoys...
View ArticleFilm review: Make Your Move
Every day people ask me to review things, so I thought why not do a review of a film? Especially a film that's relevant to the world of k-pop, and that few of you have seen (I couldn't find any other...
View ArticleHan Hye Jin Is Now Pregnant And I'm At A Crossroad
This news got buried beneath the news of Kim Hyun Joong knocking up the chick he beat the shit out of. However, more importantly, I have been pondering whether she should still be my favorite, and...
View ArticleThe February honours list
The decadent Hollywood awards season is just about coming to a close as they all pat themselves on the back and give themselves more money. Awards seem to have greater value when they are only given...
View ArticleBest of the Worst: March 5, 2015
Yewon earned a new title this week: Nation's Punching Bag.Please take out your minor frustrations on meand then blame me for it.No, really, I want you to scream at me.Henry also apologizes in...
View Article[MV Review] FIESTAR - You're Pitiful
Jeistar Fiestar have made their comeback with the mini album BLACK LABEL, and their lead single "You're Pitiful" is one of their best offerings yet.YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED (unless you don't like...
View ArticleThe 1st Annual Kpop Hunger Games
The opening field.Not too far into the future a great calamity overtook the world of Kpop. After years of extremely bland, derivative songs and poorly written articles a great battle was fought. After...
View ArticleHow to be a fan of a Korean pop idol
Being a fan of a Korean pop idol might be something for which you require guidelines.For this tutorial, you will need:Let's begin.1. Select your k-pop idolSelect a k-pop idol. Eunjung has been chosen...
View ArticleFiestar Release Official Fapcam Compilation Version of You're Pitiful, LOEN...
Perhaps in an attempt to cash in on a fat Hani-esque fapcam popularity boost, LOEN Entertainment has put together an official compilation (or cumpilation if you're so inclined) of the best fapcams of...
View Article[AKF Interview] Fei's Secret To Having A Fappable Body
I read this article from Soompi about Fei's secret to having a toned body, and knew that I wanted to interview her to get the truth from her. Fei was kind enough to grant me this interview, knowing...
View ArticleHow Much Jizz Has Been Fapped to 'Paradise Lost'?
My suggestion for Gain's new logo.Professor Soyeon here, who has all the answers in life, particularly when those questions are, "Just how much jizz has been fapped to various Kpop videos." In my last...
View ArticleBest of the Worst: March 12, 2015
Hello again, friends, haters and social misfits! The week was a standout one for Clara. She avoided a lawsuit with advertisers, the CEO of Polaris Entertainment was arrested, and she released this...
View Article[MV Review] Stellar - Fool
Another Sweetune release by the controversial butt-scratching milk-bathing nugu-turned-nutbuster girl group Stellar. But does it live up to their last three solid feature tracks?The song is...
View ArticleFalse advertising: The frightening truth of 'Unpretty Rapstar'
For lack of anything better to do with my life, I have been watching "Unpretty Rapstar." It came in the aftermath of being late to the party of watching "Show Me the Money 3," as I thought it would be...
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