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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 8: Icycider, K-Trance, APLUS
Yes that's right it's back again, the k-pop video series that you love to hate to love:Kpopalypse is going back into nuguland to check out some more nugus!This episode's theme is drugs. Everyone I...
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The things I would do to Seulong
I've recently come to appreciate the example of human perfection that is Seulong. I'd known about him for years through his inclusion in 2AM, but I'd never paid him any attention because, ew, 2AM. He...
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Seized Documents Reveal Polaris' Controversial New Girl Group Concept
Following the news that Polaris Entertainment's Lee Gyu Tae was arrested for fraud, more information has surfaced revealing a shocking new concept the company was planning to debut sometime next...
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Minah Fails to Grasp Korea's Hottest Spring Fashion Trends
Recently solo-debuted Minah of Girl's Day is making the rounds for the promotion of her hit new single "I am a Woman Too." We all knew she was a woman already, but I'm sure she had her concerns from...
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SM Keeps Trolling Me With Red Velvet
SM admitted a new member to the awesome Red Velvet, and once again, there's an underage member in the group!When Red Velvet first debuted, Joy was the one who caught my attention. She has the thickest...
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Gain's biblical concept and suggestions for more of the same
I have been enjoying Gain's comeback and I am sure you have too. 'Paradise Lost' is a great song with a moody tone and a moody video - in which Gain looks hot as fuck. 'Apple' is a pretty damn good...
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Best of the Worst: March 19, 2015
The struggle continued for the f(x) fandom this week as SM announced that Red Velvet's fanclub will get a name less than a year after the group's debut.Look at them walk all over your faves. Fans of...
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A rap music primer for k-pop fans who haven't heard Dr. Dre's "Detox"
People seem to like my technical posts, and for ages people have asked me to write a technical post about rap music just for k-pop fans.Always eager to please, I have done exactly as asked. Read on...
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Explaining Suzy The Fat Whore's Weight Loss
News of Suzy and Lee Minho dating came out last night, and I knew I finally had the explanation for why Suzy lost weight lately. I had to share it with you all before I left for work.Most people will...
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Kojima Haruna Wants To Do It Doggy Style
I don't have to write shit! (We haven't written that in a long time.)You can see the rest at Nao Kanzaki and a few friends.
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The Kpopalypse scandal bullshit-detection guide
Some of you have noticed that Kpopalypse has a sharp sense for picking the truth in a k-pop scandal, even before the truth is revealed. How is this possible? Is it magic? Is it divine intervention...
View Article[MV Review] ℃-ute - Turn The Next Corner
℃-ute is one of the top tier J-pop groups out there. This is definitely my favorite song since Kiss Me.I fucking love the girl who starts singing in the beginning of the song. Those crooked teeth give...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert - EXTREME EDITION
That's right cockheads, Kpopalypse is back again, and this time he's bringing to you a very special edition of Kpopalypse Nugu Alert!In this special EXTREME EDITION of Kpopalypse Nugu Alert, the...
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Pls Buy Our T-Shirts
Hey EXO-Ls!I've been fooling around with a couple of EXO T-shirt designs (because you can never have enough EXO T-shirts, right?? LOL :D) and I think I've REALLY outdone myself this time!!I chose white...
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Momoiro Clover Z Does Burakku Feisu
HOW INSENSITIVE OF THIS GROUP!The worst part is that the above picture is the edited one. I found the real one.Grape drinks, watermelons, and fried chicken? RACIST MOTHER FUCKERS!...at least there...
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AKB48 To Have Another Subunit
Just what we all wanted: another group full of girls not named Kojima Haruna! Seriously, I'd only watch about two of these girls get raped by a tentacle monster. Pass.
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AKB48 Manager Forgets He Is In Japan
So I found this story and the manager forget he was in Japan. Even if any pictures were released, they'd still be censored. That would be like censoring my MS Paint pics.
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Koda Kumi Has Her 10th Number One Album
Japan: a country where anything is possible, you know, except for having kids. Congrats to the orangutan for her achievement!
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Watanabe Mayu To Star In a Drama That Has Nothing To Do With Dat Ass
So I was reading this news about Watanabe Mayu's new drama...and I got mad.Who the fuck wants to watch her in a drama when we could be watching a few guys pound her ass?
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