How Long Can You Listen To Hamasucky Ayumi's "Last Minute"
Today's challenge! How long can you listen to this piece of shit, combined with Ayu's grating voice?Did you even make it to the guitar riffs 1:30 in?Did you actually finish the song?Are you still...
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Kiritani Mirei Graduates From College
Now that she has a bachelor's degree, I think the next logical step is for her to get a masters degree in sucking my cock.
View Article[MV Review] Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Mondai Girl
Just like every weeaboo out there, we have to refer to this song as "Mondai Girl" to make it seem as if we know Japanese. We're too cool to call it "Problem Girl," the translation of the title. That...
View ArticleNogizaka46 - Life is Beautiful
Link from this inferior site not named YouTube. Geaux Japan for still being archaic!This is one of Nogizaka46's better A sides...which isn't saying much. Most of their listenable music is their...
View ArticleSKE48 Dirty Preview
I was about to start jamming to the song after the first 15 seconds, but once the song actually started, ugh. Too slow with an uninteresting beat.DA-TI DA-TI DA-TI show me your TI-TTIES! You would...
View ArticleYokukuhan Teaser
Yokukuhan will be the third movie from Toda Erika this year (her first movie this year, "April Fools," came out today) and after nearly two years of not seeing Erika in anything, this is welcome. I...
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The Red Velvet Identification Test
Many k-pop fans are excited about the potential shown by Red Velvet, SM's newest girl group. Many of them are also very confused, and have been asking Kpopalypse the following question:Never one to...
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The March Honours List
Another month, another series of K-Pop releases. March saw some pretty high profile stuff come out, but I may deliberately not include them to be a dirty hipster. Read on to find out.Best...
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Zaku Stream?!
Hey all.I know it's been quite a while since I've last streamed, but I thought I could dust off the ol' webcam for old time's sake and put one on for your view pleasure/displeasure. As of now, I was...
View ArticleEXO's Call Me Baby
I can't wait for tax season to be over so that HYSF can come back. Now I have to listen to this fucking song in his place.If I was a member for EXO, I would be plotting my escape right now. While this...
View ArticleSNSD - Catch Me If You Can Review
The girls are back! Well... eight of them, anyway. How are the ajummifying idols of k-yesterpop holding up in today's climate? Thoughts after the jump.Well the MV is 4 minutes and 22 seconds long,...
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T-ara vs AOA - the final fap
That's right folks, it's Kpopalypse fanfiction time again! This post is dedicated to those who wonder why Kpopalypse doesn't write "sexy" fanfiction.In truth, the reason why I don't write sex fanfics...
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POSITIVE POST - Jessica (ex-SNSD)
Hey everyone, it's your good friend Kpopalypse, back again to share lovely positive vibes with all of you fantastic readers! This post is especially dedicated to appreciating the lovely charms of...
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Why Jessica Really Left SNSD Part One
Hey everyone, I'm finally back. My firm mainly does partnership and individual taxes, so we bust our asses with the longer than normal busy season hours starting in March, so I asked AKF to cover for...
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Kpopalypse 2015 survey of important trufax
Yes that's right it's Kpopalypse survey time once again!Click the picture below to take the survey... and enjoy!
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EXID - Ah Yeah
EXID comes back with "Ah Yeah" to follow up on the success of "Up & Down". Does it exclusively focus on Hani to capitalize on her fapability capital? Does Junghwa ruin the song? Does LE give...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 75
This week's photo comes from Wednesday Woe:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~I do not see how teenaged girls can find Lee Soo-man attractive. South Korea's Great LeaderBut, I mean, if they are into...
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Kpopalypse Defence League - three benefits of k-pop for international music fans
A while back I did a post about the differences between k-pop and western pop. For those of you too lazy to read it, the conclusion is that there really aren't any. Many of you reading this post...
View ArticleCrayon Pop - FM
Crayon Pop teamed up with Shinsadong Tiger, so the group should have its first good song, right?While I've been busy catching up on songs I have missed in the past month, I found out my main nigga...
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