News of Suzy and Lee Minho dating came out last night, and I knew I finally had the explanation for why Suzy lost weight lately. I had to share it with you all before I left for work.
Most people will now think "It's obvious, Suzy wanted to look good for Lee Min Ho." While Lee Min Ho is the actual reason for Suzy losing weight, I have to tell you how Lee Min Ho helped Suzy lose all of that weight.
According to my sources, Lee Min Ho is really good at finger banging (he's the king of finger bang) and Suzy is a squirter.
One night while Lee Min Ho and Suzy were hooking up, Lee Min Ho was finger banging the shit out of Suzy and just as Suzy was about to squirt, Lee Min Ho lowered his head to get close to Suzy's pussy and he opened up his mouth.
Little did Lee Min Ho know, he was going to regret doing this.
When Suzy was preparing to squirt, he was expecting something such as this gif. (I think it's safe to say this link is NSFW.) Being the king of finger bang, Lee Min Ho knew how to make girls squirt on command.
Suzy moaned and Lee Min Ho widened his mouth. As he closed in on her pussy, he could tell something was wrong. Lard started shooting out of Suzy's pussy into Lee Min Ho's mouth, and with so much force that it knocked him back from the bed to the farthest wall away. The blunt force of the impact made it so that Lee Min Ho swallowed all of the lard. He was so shocked that he couldn't puke it out, and the shock caused him to faint.
Suzy smiled, knowing that the authors at AKF couldn't call her a fat whore...until she put the weight back on.