Best of the Worst: May 21, 2015

Welcome back, everyone. Let's cut to the chase this week: AOA is creating a line of toothbrushes.

Achieve your dreams: Put Choa in your mouth every day.

I'm already planning to order the whole set. I'll use Yuna for my daily brushing, Jimin for special occasions like vacation, I'll attach Choa to a gold mount so I can stare at it all day, and Chanmi can help me clean around the grout in the bathroom.

• AOA toothbrushes exist — what an age we live in.

They reacted similarly when they saw Jay Park live in concert.

• Daesung admits G-Dragon would be the Big Bang member he'd date, also reveals highly disturbing trend of people calling him Daejelina. 

• Jessica tells Marie Claire about her post-Girls' Generation life. It's basically, "I'm free at last."

• The mighty hand of KBS comes down on Hyunseung and Seulong.

• Best Choa reveals that SM rejected her 15 times.

• EXID, Hyosung, and more react to high-calorie sandwich. Funny faces ensue.

• G-Dragon is a big weirdo like T.O.P. I'm beginning to think Big Bang is just obsessed with themselves.

• Naver poll ranks best rising male idol rapper. Does your oppa make the cut? Short answer: Unlikely.

• And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Someone really hates Red Velvet and really loves socks with sandals. This isn't the dumbest story of the week, but it's definitely the worst photoshoot I've seen in a while.

Why did this happen, and who can I call to voice my displeasure?