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[MV Review] Monsta X - Trespass
Somewhere in my calloused heart, I find room to actually care about certain parts of the wonderful world that we live in. One such thing was a survival show where Korean blokes tried to prove that they...
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The Official Kpopalypse Blackjack Defence Rap Challenge
Kpopalypse is back, and this time he's reviewing stuff! Everybody hop on board for:Which Blackjack can pick up the microphone and defend Park Bom the most effectively in a rap verse? Read on for the...
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Interview with Lim Kim
Hi! Soyeon Friend here with an exclusive interview with Lim Kim. Lim Kim as you know has experienced a huge surge in popularity with the tracks "Love Game" and "Awoo". Recently, she was kind enough to...
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Kim Ha Neul To Be In A Movie Where She Romances A Student As A Teacher
Actress Kim Ha Neul is going to be in the movie "Teacher," as you guessed it, plays a teacher.However, she plays a teacher that romances her students.If she was my biology teacher in high school, I...
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Best of the Worst: May 21, 2015
Welcome back, everyone. Let's cut to the chase this week: AOA is creating a line of toothbrushes.Achieve your dreams: Put Choa in your mouth every day. I'm already planning to order the whole set. I'll...
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[Review] Diplo, CL, RiFF RAFF, OG Maco - Doctor Pepper
CL + a can of Dr. Pepper + rushing a song to get home = disasterNormally when I review a song I listen to it a lot of times, but in this case twice was the most I could manage. It would seem unfair to...
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Kpopalypse's 30 worst songs of the Golden Age Of K-pop: 2008-2011
It's Kpopalypse worst-of list time once again! Time to relax, sit down with your favourite beverage and find out what k-pop songs Kpopalypse thought sucked the most from the Golden Age of...
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AKF's Top Korean Songs (#50-26)
Hey everyone, it's Memorial Day weekend and I'm taking a break from studying. Considering how I haven't had the time to keep up with Kpop except for a few albums, I have nothing to write about. I won't...
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AKF's Top Korean Songs (#25-1)
Same criteria as before.25. Taru - Love TodayI'm a huge fucking Taru fan, and the height of her career musically was when she was with Pastel Music doing light pop music. It fits her voice much better...
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Two Reasons To Stan Jin Se Yeon
So AKF showed me who Jin Se Yeon was a few minutes ago through Twitter. I have two good reasons to stan her now.Hey Vegeta, what is my fap level?
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Nana Admits She's A Dude
Nana recently had an interview with the magazine "One" and admitted what we all knew: she has a monster dick.However, Nana happens to have both a penis and a vagina, which is how she is in a girl...
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Best of the Worst: May 28, 2015
Tragedy struck this week. Kpop's OTP broke up.Girl's Day was right — nothing lasts forever.SM confirms that SNSD's Tiffany and 2PM's Nichkhun are no longer lovingly humping.Girl group fan cafe ranking...
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Book Review: Hello, I Love You
It's Kpopalypse book review time again! Read on as Kpopalypse reads books about k-pop, so you don't have to! Hello, I Love YouAuthor: Katie M. StoutSt. Martins Griffin, 304 pages, hardcover, 254mm x...
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The real pussy magnet
Who's kpop's biggest playa?This guy.In the past month, kpop has seen more than its typical share of tits and ass with Big Bang's white girls in hanboks orgy in "Bae Bae," Hyunseung's breast signature...
View ArticleWhat it's like to be pegged without lube
This song truly deserves a rant for why it's so bad (and go suck a bunch of whale cocks before you start complaining about me not liking G-Dragon's yologayswag shit, Unknown), but then I would have to...
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The May Honours List
Where April was mediocre, May was straight up bad. Let's see if I can scrape together enough songs to say nice things about before abusing every other release this month.Best songRunners upTresspass...
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Masters of Mediocrity (Jan-May 2015)
It's true that 2015 hasn't been as shitty a year for K-pop as 2014 had been, thank heavens for that, but I'd be lying if I said there hasn't been some really terrible...
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Mission: Free Hyunaisaslut57!!!!! (T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap part 2)
You said that you wanted it, so here it is - a sequel to "T-ara vs AOA - The Final Fap"!While this post does work as a standalone story, it's a lot more fucking entertaining and the various references...
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Over the Top Music Video analysis: Speed - "What U"
Speed is back after a year hiatus without Zico's big brother. They apparently have an advertising deal to promote some fantastic shoes (because that is the only realistic reason for using shoes made...
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