Halloween is still months away, but I saw something recently that frightened me to my very core. No, it wasn't the first of Hara's "Choco Chip Cookie" stages.
It was something much worse.
Boy group animal "plushies." (I can't even type that word without quotes, because it disgusts me so much.) Basically, they are the most obnoxious pieces of cutesy bullshit ever. And most of them don't even look anything like the idols they're portraying.
Do not scroll down if you're feeling suicidal. I don't want this post to be the thing that finally pushes you over the edge. That's what family's for.
It was something much worse.
Boy group animal "plushies." (I can't even type that word without quotes, because it disgusts me so much.) Basically, they are the most obnoxious pieces of cutesy bullshit ever. And most of them don't even look anything like the idols they're portraying.
Do not scroll down if you're feeling suicidal. I don't want this post to be the thing that finally pushes you over the edge. That's what family's for.
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| Die. |
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| Die quicker. |
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| Die by that bear's hand. |
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| Oh, fine, just kill me instead. |
- 4Minute's Jihyun drops a truth bomb about fellow member Gayoon: "All the [4minute] members are worried for Gayoon because we think that her ability to date has disappeared. Gayoon’s daily life is just boring."
- Emma Stone's caught the kpop obsession. It happens. Just lie down, drink plenty of water, and watch a couple hundred MVs over the weekend, and you'll be fine.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: The Korean Association of Obstetricians and Gynecologists accepts apology from WINNER's Mino. Yes, that was an actual thing that happened.
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| Mino's so hot, he'll make you "open your legs like you’re at the gynecologist’s," according to himself, that is. |