The Story of a Man who got Fucked Over after Listening to Big Bang's "Sober"
This song fucking blows, if you really need my opinion on the song. What's new from Big Bang? In before that faggot Unknown complains about how no one here thinks this song is good and somehow brings...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 81
This week's photo comes from Snachel:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~I. Uh. I think there is a reason why those parts are airbrushed. I mean, I am all for showcasing one's true, natural beauty. And...
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Best of the Worst: July 2, 2015
Despite all the girl group comebacks, great and not-so-great, this summer, kpop news is still somehow inundated with Big Bang bullshit. Namely, people upset at Big Bang.Now, I understand if Taecyeon is...
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The K-pop vs Electro-Industrial EPILEPSY MV CHALLENGE
Kpopalypse returns with a new competition post just for you! Whether it's about winning an award nobody cares about, getting to #1 on some pointless chart somewhere or coming at the top of some random...
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"Sixteen" Ends; Twice is Born
JYP’s “Sixteen” program aired its final episode today and there has been a giant shitstorm surrounding the show since the MILK voting poll ended last night. Even if you’re not invested in the show...
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Nine Muses: Hurt Locker
Nine Muses is back, fellas! And this summer just got hotter! I said it before and I'll say it again, but I'm a HUGE Namyu stan, so this was the only summer comeback I was actually anticipating. And boy...
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Bad Fan Art IV: A New Nope
Bad Fan Art is back and this time not even your dramas are safe. Unpretty indeed...Han Ye Seul plots another bad drama after Birth of a Beauty.I don't...ayy lmaoGoing on a Six Treep though my ear.LF 1...
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Best of the Worst: July 10, 2015
I'm a little late on this week's post. But hey, I never promised reliability, did I?Kpop media's been extra obsessed with female idols and their hair this week, and I don't get it. In a time where...
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Haiku Reviews 2 - Kpopalypse has returned - prepare your anus
Very many folks / seemed to really quite enjoy / my Haiku reviewsAs Kpopalypse / is always happy to please / all of his readersI have now returned / with even more song reviews / in Haiku formatSit...
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The Ultimate Kpop Music Awards Show 2015 [PART 1 - SURVEY]
Hello and Welcome to The Ultimate Kpop Music Awards Show (aka UKMAS), a show in which awards will be handed out... to music videos... and stuff... Yeah...I don't even know why this picture is here....
View Article[MV Review] Kara - Cupid
Kara came back in May with "Cupid," their first Korean track since "Mamma Mia" last year. With a sound that deviates from the typical Kara sound, how does it hold up?This is one of those songs that are...
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Conspiracy on Conspiracy (in) K-Pop 3: Illuminati are everywhere! Part 2
Freemasons have returned, and they are stronger than ever. With the latest k-pop releases, they are trying even harder to gather minions and brainwash innocent teens to fight for NWO! Let’s see which...
View ArticleHYSF Sex Survey for Males
HYSF here. I have a survey for the males to answer. I have a shitload of hours to work the next couple of weeks, so I'll post the results at the end of the month.Survey is here.
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Sulli vs Hwayoung - it's a difference in determination levels
Inquiring minds wish to know the answer to the following question:It's fine to say that someone is determined or not determined, but how is determination itself determined? It's a good question,...
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Red is the new blue
K-pop is not one to shy away from trends. It's common for the industry to take one thing that's mildly popular, turn it into a massively over-popular trend, then run it into the ground — ruining it...
View ArticleHYSF Sex Survey for Females
Since women want equality (when it's convenient for them) and shit, here's your survey.
View ArticleFapcam Madness 2: "CRAZY"
It's time to FAP!The next song will be Crazy. I was always a fan of 4minute (Jiyoon <3) and Crazy is a really good song, so it was pure pleasure to "research" those fancams.But first, let's look at...
View Articlemiss A - Only You
miss A made a comeback with "Only You" during late March, which is why I missed it because I was working insane hours during March. The first song I heard from miss A was "Hush," and I liked that song,...
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Tao is, apparently, 'Back'.
So, if you guys haven't heard about it yet, Tao recently updated his Instagram, declaring that he is 'back'. To do what exactly? God knows. Goes without saying that this is obviously a solo,...
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Best of the Worst: July 16, 2015
Halloween is still months away, but I saw something recently that frightened me to my very core. No, it wasn't the first of Hara's "Choco Chip Cookie" stages.It was something much worse.Boy group...
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