I was sitting alone in my room today, like I often do, meticulously Photoshopping my favorite Exo members into "Star Wars" scenes, when I thought to myself: "There's got to be an easier way for a girl to fulfill her Exo/'Star Wars' fetish."
Thankfully, SM and Disney — in an unholy collaboration for the ages — recently gifted us with this not-at-all-creepy photoshoot:
Thankfully, SM and Disney — in an unholy collaboration for the ages — recently gifted us with this not-at-all-creepy photoshoot:
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| This pic alone is enough to supply my prolific fanfic writing for the next decade. |
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| Just think of all the role playing ... |
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| and lightsaber crossing ... |
- Exo does "Star Wars." (Bonus photos for maximum discomfort)
- Purfles' new MV draws pity from netizens over its cheap quality. Clearly, their company went with a "spare any expense" budget for this one.
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| tfw, you're fucking done with this conversation |
- Lee Hong Ki promises fans he'll quit smoking. He also warns that if you see his hands shaking in the near future, don't worry — Oppa's just going through withdrawal.
- MC calls Got7's Jackson a derogatory term on livestream. Ah yes, another delightfully uncomfortable moment captured for posterity.
- Have you ever wondered which idols are most popular with men ages 30-50? Yeah, me neither. But now, we know their preferences anyway, including which idols have the most ideal breasts to attract
creepersuncle fans.
- Fan tries to make B1A4's Gongchan kiss her. It doesn't work out too well.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Suzy's recent guerrilla date doesn't go as planned. Fan chooses GFriend as the favorite girl group of army members.
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| I know someone who's not going to get to sleep with Suzy now. |