UCAAD Joins Rania
Uh, remember what I said during the SM Audition article the other day? That applies to a company like SM, but if you're not East Asian with light skin, and especially if you're not Asian at all, NOW...
View ArticleAn introduction to k-pop music genres part 2 - more stuff and things
Recently I did a post about some of the different music genres that are explored by k-pop. Although it wasn’t supposed to be a complete list, people still complained anyway about me leaving out their...
View ArticleBlack K-pop Idol Lives Matter
So we have a K-pop idol who is now black, so that means Korean police officers (such as Girl's Day) need to be on the lookout.Let's be clear: I have no idea who the fuck or what Rania is. All I know is...
View ArticleUnderstanding plagiarism and song ownership issues so you don't look like a...
A couple years ago I wrote this post and then this other post about plagiarism in k-pop, to help the people I encounter understand the basics of what plagiarism is and is not. I still gets tons of...
View ArticleThe Male Idols You Wanted More Of
Suho's not on this list. This is just a nice photo of him.You guys nominated. I tallied (by hand, that shit took forever). You guys voted, so here are the top 5 most voted for males that you guys...
View ArticleWhat do the lyrics of BEG's new song even mean?
Brown Eyed Girls recently came back after a two year break with "Brave New World". The first time I heard the song, I was like 'what the actual fuck is this shit'. It sounded like one of those many...
View Article[MV Review] Rania - Demonstrate
Rania demonstrates why it should disband because this fucking song sucks.When I review songs, I usually listen to them a few times because the first time you listen to a song, it's hard to catch...
View ArticleIU's apology - first draft
Hello. This is IU.Recently, there have been many opinions regarding my lyrics and although I’m aware of it, I’ve taken longer than I thought to gather my courage (to respond). Sorry that I’m late. I...
View ArticleWeekly Showdown: Twice VS. CLC
So JYP's much anticipated rookie girl group, Twice, recently made its debut with the song "Like OOH-AHH." I didn't really like the song the first few times I heard it, but it eventually grew on me....
View ArticleHaeryung's Coming For Your Penis
I have been watching a few recent fancams of Haeryung and was trying to figure out why she seemed much hotter than usual.I looked at her thighs and they are thicker than they used to be. Being a fan of...
View ArticleBest of the Worst: Nov. 12, 2015
Hello again, friends, and apologies for skipping out on last week's Best of the Worst. We're back with this week's shittiest kpop news, including someone who likes Namjoo a little too much, a girl...
View ArticleSeolhyun Needs to Learn from Namjoo
If you are a regular reader of Netizen Buzz and/or K-Pop, K-Fans, you probably noticed the 30 articles about Seolhyun every week. Naturally, Seolhyun would have an interview that addresses the comments...
View ArticleBig boobs in k-pop guide part 3 - private parts investigations
In the never ending quest to determine boob size, Kpopalypse is back with the third big boobs in k-pop post! Several new busty entrants in k-pop have appeared, plus there are still many existing idols...
View ArticleAOA are hot Santas
Apparently, AOA is endorsing some random company called BC Card. I have no idea what this company does, and to be honest I don't care, as long as they provide us with such glorious content.I hope more...
View ArticleKpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 15: A-Daily, The Starz, Pride Band
That's right caonimas, it's time for another episode of:This will be the final Nugu Alert for 2015! Let's round up the year's final bunch of nugus for your appreciation and entertainment!This episode...
View ArticleEXID - Hot Pink
EXID released Hot Pink. It sucks.This sounds like the typical filth YG would release. I expect better from Shinsadong Tiger, but it sounds like LE was all over this track. It sounds nothing like what...
View ArticleBebop's drummer is kinda hot
Anyone remember "k-rock" band Bebop?Those hot girls had quite a nice song last year:... but unfortunately, what they released later was utter crap.... but there's always a bright side: They now have...
View ArticleBest of the Worst: Nov. 19, 2015
I was sitting alone in my room today, like I often do, meticulously Photoshopping my favorite Exo members into "Star Wars" scenes, when I thought to myself: "There's got to be an easier way for a girl...
View ArticlePopu Lady - Gossip Girls
Popu Lady released Gossip Girl yesterday, and it may be their last song as a five-member group. I'm sure after seeing how well f(x) has been received as a four-member group, maybe Popu Lady thinks they...
View ArticleYura is an attractive human
Everyone should already know that Yura is awesome, but she still provides us with more evidence.First, shereally, reallycandraw/paint#유화재밌다#브이앱보러와요💕A photo posted by YURA (@yura_936) on Nov 16, 2015 at...
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