It's Sunday and I really abhor Ohio weather during the spring. It's going to be 80 today. Last Saturday it was 30 and we got six inches of snow (15 cm for the rest of you buttfuckers outside of the U.S.) Plenty of news to cover and some MS Paint pictures to share!
News Story #1: Yoona is showered with love calls from Chinese producers
Oh yeah, I would definitely join them in blowing a huge load in Yoona's mouth.
...wait, is this not what they meant when they said 'love call'?
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Moving on.
News Story #2: Jessica interested in Twice
Do you hear that? That's the sound of Momo's dripping wet pussy.Jessica is lately interested in Twice, she thinks they're all really pretty (has never listened to Like Ooh Ahh though)— somewhat-semi-hiatus (@gomtaengie) April 17, 2016
News Story #3: We haven't talked about Hani in about two weeks, so here's your blurb about her
She looks as cute as fuck, but she needs to add back some weight so that her fappability will be back at its "Every Night" level.
News Story #4: Hyosung to join SNL Korea as a permanent cast member
I welcome this addition to SNL.