Best of the Worst: April 14, 2016
This week, Gyuri dropped a bombshell: KARA is not dead! OK, well, maybe the group is. It all depends on how you view the situation. If you're like me, you'd consider a group whose members are at...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation #30 - Hello Venus' Lime
This week's fancam appreciation suggestion comes from our own suho_ftw. Who doesn't like Lime? An asshole, that's who. Are there fancams that you want to nominate? Email them to...
View ArticleTAKE HER SWIMMING ON THE FIRST DATE!!!111
Are you a total dumbass? Then keep reading!!!It's 2016 and you can't trust hoes these days, I mean just look at this shit!I really thought she naturally had sparkly purple shadows on her eyes and...
View ArticleBook Review - Singing Is My Life: A Memoir of My Journey from Homelessness to...
It hasn't been that long since the last book review, but you caonimas keep sending me fucking books in the mail, so that means it's time again for Kpopalypse to throw down on books about Korean music!...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #45
Beauty Bible, starring Jessica and Jaekyung, is subbed online by KBS. They're both hot, so 8=======D~~~~~.
View ArticleSunday Shitpost #19
It's Sunday and I really abhor Ohio weather during the spring. It's going to be 80 today. Last Saturday it was 30 and we got six inches of snow (15 cm for the rest of you buttfuckers outside of the...
View ArticleEXID to cum back in June
EXID is rumored to make us jizz again in June, and I hope for the love of God the new song either (1) doesn't sound similar to "Up and Down" and/or (2) is way better than "Hot Pink".Anyway, I'm...
View ArticleTwice's Mina is Unreal
It's so hard to choose a favorite between the three Japanese members in Twice. During "Sixteen," it was Mina. During "Like OOH-AHH," it was Momo. Sana's been my favorite on a fluctuating basis since...
View ArticleFancam Appreciation #31 - A Pink's Naeun
Remember kids, 60 FPS means 60 faps per second. Use lube or else your dick will be really raw and sore.Are there fancams that you want to nominate? Email them to antikpopfangirl@yahoo.com or tweet them...
View ArticleThings Kpopalypse dislikes in music: Fender Rhodes
It's the return of fun Kpopalypse technical learny posts that you all love! In this episode of "I likey likey dis and I dislikey dislikey dat", we're going to find out all about the Fender Rhodes!If...
View ArticleSunday Shitpost #20
Joy puts Sungjae into a (semi) piledriver position as she gets ready to massage his anus in today's Sunday Shitpost.News Story #1: Sungjae gets a massage from Joy, instantly regrets itOf course, being...
View ArticleF.U.N. - GFriend's Cover of Twice's "Like Ooh-Ahh"
I'm sure many of you have seen GFriend's cover of Twice's "Like Ooh-Ahh" (and Twice's cover of GFriend's "Me Gustas Tu"). In today's new segment, F.U.N. - Fucking Unnecessary Nitpicking, I wanted to...
View Article[MV Review] Twice - Chwol Up
After weeks of hyping up their comeback, "Cheer Up", or more commonly known as "Chwol Up", has been released."CHEER UP" MV #나연#TWICEhttps://t.co/AWrrb43iJdpic.twitter.com/QQ14xfHzXc— Love by love...
View Article[MV Review] NCT U - "The 7th Sense"
Most people don't really get into nugus do to a number of reasons. Marketing is one major factor because the more chances you get to market your idols the better the chance they have at gaining...
View ArticleKpopalypse vs CaptionBot
The latest web-based AI intelligence image-recognition program and shining example of the future of infotech is Microsoft's CaptionBot, a program that will describe any image that you send to...
View ArticleHow a Random AKF Article Gets Made featuring A Pink's Chorong
I'd pee in her butt.Sometimes when I read a news article, I get an idea for an AKF article. However, there are times when it really goes off track, and this post will document how some of the most...
View ArticleDonate Using Twice as an Excuse
Lately a lot of Onces are donating because of Twice. I know another way we Onces can help, especially if you're a male with a natural penis and balls.We know that Korea and Japan face a population...
View ArticleLovelyz Has a Song about Johnny Noh's Dick
It must be embarrassing for Mr. Noh. I actually like the instrumental a lot, but I like the song even more because it makes fun of Johnny Noh.HYSF plans to have the "Destiny" review up this weekend.
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