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News Story #1: Who is your Twice soulmate?
I took the quiz and got Tzuyu. Sorry, Chris Hansen.
News Story #2: Nicole to make a comeback in Korea
*yawn* Her solo songs have been boring, which is what I had feared when she left Kara. Seungyeon is really the only member who could realistically go solo as a singer from the group. Nicole's style may have received a more positive reaction when the music industry was dominated by boring R&B, but it's not the early 2000s anymore.
News Story #3: Tiffany to release a solo album
Prepare your ears to be canally raped. Tiffany has a horrible tendency to vocally masturbate whenever she can, and what makes it worse is that she's not good at doing it. Maybe it will turn out to be nice like Taeyeon's solo songs, but I am not counting on it.
News Story #4: Jessica is starting to reveal the track list
While on one hand, I am fearful that Jessica may try to appeal to vocalfags with her solo debut, I am more optimistic that she will try to venture out and try different things as she doesn't have an image to protect any longer in Korea. Plus, she was the hottest member in SNSD, so I'm hoping for a sexy comeback with an awesome dance track.