Ra Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' Ta Fuck Wit'

There's been a lot of controversy surrounding individuals and groups with names ending in "-ra" lately, but this ain't shit to them. All the "-ra" folks banded together to form the new super clique known as the Ra Tang Clan, and they ain't scared of no netizen fucks.


How did they all come together?

1. [+544, -68] Clara, KARA, T-ara, Hara. All of the 'Ra' are fu*king rude, it seems.

That's when I realized, "Damn Korea, you have no fucking idea." RUDE? I think not.
So just who is in the Ra Tang Clan anyway...?

KARA

Before there was even a Hallyu Wave, the Ghostface Killaz of Korea were tearing shit up and generally getting up to no good. Their legendary exploits range far and wide:

• contract breakers
• HARA is a slut:
• fucks random people in pensions
• fucks Lee Soo Hyuk
• fucks CNBlue's Yonghwa
• fucks 2PM's Chansung
• fucks B2ST's Junhyung
• stealing wardrobes
• parking in handicapped spots
• not stanning Dokdo
• being whiny bitches on broadcast

Truly the OGs of the Ra Tang Clan, these crazy bitches are straight gangstas. Do not fuck with them.

T-ARA

T-ara are the youngbloods of the Ra Tang clan, but they still have a hefty rap sheet:

• lip syncing on debut
• high turnover on gang members
• Jiae
• Jiwon
• Hwayoung (RIP in peace)
• Areum
• racist towards Native Americans
• Jiyeon is a webcam stripper (WARNING: POSSIBLY NSFW)
• Jiyeon is too gangsta for the stage
• Hwayoung is a stripper
• Hyomin was a former member of the Iljin gang
• Areum talked shit on F(x)'s Luna
• Soyeon fucked an SNSD manager and got kicked out
• Soyeon talked shit on Yoon Eun Hye
• T-ara jumped in new members too hard 

CLARA

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Who the fuck is Clara you ask? Clara is a stone-cold G, that's who. She was going to debut with SNSD, but she turned those bitches down because they were going to do cutesy aegyo shit instead of the hardcore gangsta shit she was expecting. How did Clara get recruited for the Ra Tang Clan?

• has big tits
• her big tits are too "in-your-face"for Korean prudes
• is a recipe thief
• pissed off netizens by pitching like shit
• consistently annoys netizens about SNSD stories

This gangsta-ass bitch right here is swag as fuck too, fuck what you heard. Yura's street cred may not be as filled out as the others, but she can hang with the big dawgs.

• also has big tits
• got caught trying to hustle 2 entertainment companies at the same damn time
• too swagged out from head to toe
• raging lesbian 
• too
• fucking
• gay
• for
• words

She'll literally fuck your bitch.

DARA
I got nothing for Dara, she's just a druggie.