[NSFW] Not All Variety Shows are Bad
Korean variety shows get a lot of bad rep around here, but clearly we're not watching the right ones.Forever praying for the day our faves guest on the No More Show. I would kill someone to get someone...
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EXOtics are ruining my search results
God damn it, fuck you EXOtics. I can't search for "Han Ye Seul" on Google or tumblr without Kai's name showing up. Thankfully the Korean search results haven't been tainted (yet). You can see the...
View ArticleYoo Jae Suk Dancing to Sunmi's 24 Hours
Yoo Jae Suk said that he felt confident in his dancing abilities, and lo and behold. Or as Ahjussi would say, "I ain't gotta write shit."
View ArticleChobits Comes to Life
I don't know if any of you have seen the anime Chobits, but this new drama is the real life version of the anime, but with a twist. In the anime Chobits, the main character finds a female robot in the...
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Minzy Hates Herself
On some variety show, Minzy ranked herself third in terms of looks in 2NE1. Third as in last place, shared with CL. With Bom fucking up her chin (and not looking human in the first place), along with...
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Fuckin' mergers - how do THEY work?
A few people have asked me over the last few weeks if I had any thoughts about the SM/Woollim merger. If you're one of those three people, this post is for you. If not, I'll try and make it...
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Ra Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' Ta Fuck Wit'
There's been a lot of controversy surrounding individuals and groups with names ending in "-ra" lately, but this ain't shit to them. All the "-ra" folks banded together to form the new super clique...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 40
This week's photo comes from Therese:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~So are you a loyal, light, or troll?This scientific and fact based comment was clearly found on AllKPop, the leader in accurate...
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U-Kiss Really are Beggar-dols
Many of you may not remember, but U-Kiss has had an unfortunate track record over "begging" for fan gifts. It isn't the first time idols have been called out for doing bizarre shit for money (Crayon...
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KPOPALYPSE LIVE STREAM #2
By popular demand, I'm streaming again this weekend!As per last time, I'm going to stream twice, 12 hours apart. This is to accommodate people in different timezones, because we're not all Californian...
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Yura Gay for Suzy, Netizens Don't Approve
Yura of Girl's Day was spotted this past weekend ogling Miss A's Suzy during the Idol Olympics event.Interest piqued by the Fat Whore of Bablyon's pink-clad ass, Yura understandably had no choice but...
View ArticleBad English in Kpop ... by artists who speak English
Bad Engrish in Asian music is not uncommon. In fact, bad English and Asian people generally go hand-in-hand.But what bothers me most is when a Korean idol group promotes a song which has atrocious...
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Dani performs with F-ve Dolls
Not much to say here. Here is the true performing debut of the much-hyped ace up Kim Kwangsoo's sleeve. Gif & Video after the jump.
View ArticleHow To Play To Your Strengths *coughHyoricough* - Presented By Jolin Tsai
Some of you may be thinking "AKF, you UCAAD (Upstanding Citizen of African American Descent), why are you posting a video of Jolin Tsai?" Well, mainly because she's hot, but I'll pull something out of...
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Creating Standards That Aren't Compulsory
Have you ever read an article and thought "Fucking finally?" while nodding in agreement just to be trolled when you read the last paragraph? Well, that happened to me about half an hour ago before I...
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Saturday Shitfest #15
Remember that Kpopalypse oppar is livestreaming at the usual 5 PM PST time tonight and again 12 hours later.
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This little Piggy Doll didn't go to market
We all know about the Piggy Dolls comeback, yeah? If not, you can read up about it here.Quick recap for those who haven't been following this: three girls were in a group called Piggy Dolls that...
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CL is a Tramp Because of... Jeremy Scott??
CL's well-documented friendship with long-time boothang Jeremy Scott is no secret to anyone who's even a casual fan of 2NE1. The group can usually be seen clad in Jeremy Scott "creations" from head to...
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Kpop Fan Hating on Taiwanese Group Makes No Sense
So, I was watching this music video because the girls are hot and I find the song catchy enough to listen to because of their talent, I saw a stupid comment. Okay, I always see stupid comments or else...
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