Netizen comments that I just made up contain banal shit like this:
1. [+578, -42] I'm a member of the human race that possesses a vagina, so I can't agree with this. My oppas are so good no matter what.
2. [+498,-31] This bitch sucks. She can't match the Vulcan flow of TOP, the world-class flow of G Dragon, and Taeyang oppa is hot, so that means he raps well.
3. [+450,-954] Man, fuck these stupid fangirls. Hani can rap all day as long as she squeezes my head between her heavenly thighs.
4. [+423,-87] Hi, this is Soyeon Friend from Anti Kpop-Fangirl. I know AKF will write about this because he never shuts up about Hani in the Skype chat.
5. [+364,-51] Man, it just shows how bad Big Bang is at rapping when someone like Hani, who isn't even a rapper in her group, out-raps the homos in Big Bang.
6. [+323,-82] Hani is a goddess. Also, Big Bang is gay.
