Equally angsty Koreaboo i-netizen – the meme
I get misunderstood a lot when I talk about Korean netizens. People always misinterpret what I say as if I'm picking on the poor Korean Internet users and putting netizens from other countries on...
View Article"I Got A Boy" wins Video of the Year at YouTube Awards
YouTube hosted its first awards show tonight. I've only seen a few minutes of the live stream, but it seemed pretty weird. Or cheap. Yeah, I think that's the word I wanted.The most interesting thing to...
View ArticleObligatory post of Fei's comeback picture
The last of the miss A solo image teasers is here and does not disappoint (How could it?). Member Fei is sleek and sexy in her individual shot ! Feast your eyes on the gorgeous legs, clad in body...
View Article[MV Review] miss A - Hush
This video accurately depicts the song. Full review after the jump. I was lucky to have no expectations for the song. To me, E Tribe are the definition of one-hit wonder. Sure, people liked Gee, but...
View Article[MV Review] Kim Jaejoong - Just Another Girl
Jaejoong (and not me, you assholes) just made his comeback in the past week, so let's see how this turns out.Jaejoong tried to be a Vamp Kid in his 'Mine' music video, but he was called out on it...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #23
Lately Ahjussi has been talking about Ashley a lot, and since it's her birthday today, well, she may as well be today's focus on Saturday Shitfest #23.As for the stream tonight, check your timezone. I...
View Article[MV Review] Taeyang - Ringa Linga (Dance Version)
Note: I wrote this review two days ago, before the official MV came out. The dance version is horrible enough, so there's no point in subjecting myself to anymore torture. Short review: This isn't...
View ArticleAilee Wouldn't Suck Johnny Noh's 2 Inch Dick, So He Tries To Ruin Her
So for those of you like me who live in the eastern part of the United States and was busy watching the Dallas Cowboys get murdered by the New Orleans Saints last night, this Ailee shit is hard to...
View ArticleSasaeng control - Project Luhan
Today's blog is inspired by this question I received on ask.fm:It's a good question, deserving of a detailed response, so I thought it would be interesting to answer it in blog form.Korea doesn't...
View Article[MV Review] Kara - French Kiss
This song can go French kiss a shit-filled asshole. If this is the last song we get to hear from Kara, well, fuck.
View ArticleI'll show you... why I don't like Allkpop.
Anybody who is anybody that follows k-pop will know that the website Allkpop has been the most popular news and information site for a while now. They also seem to be the most hated.Of course,...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #24
Livestream tonight at 8 PM. Yeah, there'll be talk about Ailee, Johnny Noh, allkpop, Daniel Lee, a discussion about who we wish would have nude photos leaked by allkpop, and much more.
View ArticleHani raps better than your oppas
After listening to these three piecesofshit in the past week, Hani sounds jjangbak in comparison.Netizen comments that I just made up contain banal shit like this: 1. [+578, -42] I'm a member of the...
View ArticleClick B's Oh Jong Hyuk (aka Soyeon's Man) in Wedding Singer Musical
I saw the article on Soompi and was reminded of this awesome clip. If the musical doesn't contain this song, there's no fucking point of recreating it.
View ArticleLightsticks and Sones won't break my bones: the truth about k-pop black oceans.
This blog post was inspired by one of those rare intelligent ask.fm moments:As someone who has actually performed on live stages of varying sizes hundreds of times, I'm uniquely qualified to address...
View ArticleNew 2ne1 video to feature CL nude scene
Baddest Female CL is showing off more than her rapping for 2ne1's comeback. According to YG Entertainment, the video for the group's latest song, "Missing You," will include a nude scene featuring...
View ArticleIU and Lee Yeon Hee Name Drop Suzy
Suzy is so relevant that she doesn't even have to do anything to get in the media these days. In the first article, Lee Yeon Hee talks about how Suzy now has her title as Nation's First Love.1....
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