Haeryung is awesome
I already posted the other picture in the article I made this morning. Anyway, I know what everyone is waiting for.
View ArticleGo fuck your MAMAs.
So [someone] won [some award or whatever] at the MAMA awards and here's how I feel about it."Hang on though..." I hear you ask - "as a musician and someone in the world of music, shouldn't you care...
View ArticleSaturday Shitfest #25
Han Hye Jin is hot.Livestream tonight, nothing really planned as I didn't watch MAMA, so it'll be like last week's stream.
View ArticleTeddy is the luckiest mother fucker alive
So I was trying to write an article but I couldn't find anything I wanted to write about. I went to Naver to see if there were any news about Han Ye Seul's upcoming drama (she's rumored to star in...
View ArticleT-ara To Come Back With An Anime Concept
You wouldn't be able to tell just from Jiyeon's teaser because the teaser pic is just Jiyeon crying. Is she crying because Kim Kwang Soo tried sticking it in her butt after how hot she was in Number...
View ArticleAll of a Sudden, Go Ara is a Great Actress
As a fangirl would say, "you can't deny" that Go Ara makes your pants tighter. However, she has always been shitted on by netizens for her acting. While she doesn't receive as much shit as Suzy, Lee...
View ArticleLet's Cyber Bully Kim Eun Joo
Via NetizenBuzz. It's the cool thing to do! Let's add fuel to the fire because we're morally better for bullying behind a computer screen! Oh, look at how far apart her eyes are! And she doesn't have...
View ArticleLee Yeon Hee Looking Jjangbak As Fuck For Miss Korea
Korean netizens are ready to hate on this drama already just because Lee Yeon Hee is in it, but that just gives me yet another reason to watch it. I'm iku-ing already, man.Speaking of Yeon Hee, her...
View ArticleWhat Are You Thankful For?
It's Thanksgiving in the best country in the world United States, so this is a Kpop edition of what you're thankful for. For me, it's for Han Ji Min being flawless and not dating someone from YG.
View ArticleOkay, so I'll do another blog about plagiarism, sampling and genre similarity...
Ever since I wrote a blog recently about IU's plagairism accusations and melodic plagiarism in general, I've been bombarded with people asking the following:I've been reluctant to dive into answering...
View ArticleWill Seungri Jizz On Takimoto Miori's Tits?
Is Takimoto Miori Seungri's next victim? Are some BTS scenes from their upcoming mobile drama enough evidence to make a claim such as this? Did the lack of real evidence ever stop people from...
View ArticleBoram, You're Relieved Of Your Position As Kpop's Deformed Dwarf
Well, I'm not so sure that people will start now, Boram. However, just know that you will start receiving a lot less shit now. Thank the heavens for Lee Hi's existence.Jesus Christ. It looks like Yang...
View ArticleZinger??????
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????...........At least Hyosung and Sunhwa look amazing.
View ArticleI'm Back, Sorta
Sup, bitches.I know I've been gone for a while, and I've been really shitty about writing stuff and sticking to a schedule. To that end, I've decided to do a livestream again this Saturday. What time...
View ArticleProject Luhan part 2: The Only Good Sasaeng...
By popular demand, a sequel to "Sasaeng Control - Project Luhan"!If you haven't read the original, click this link and read it. The second part won't make any sense at all if you haven't read the...
View ArticleAKF is just like allkpop!
Lolololololol, it'll take a little bit to go through everything that is wrong about WhyWhyLove's statements, so go grab some popcorn or whatever you like to eat.I'm going to break this down point by...
View ArticleFangirls Don't Realize How Dumb They Are
God damn, talking to a mentally handicapped kid is much easier than getting through to fangirls. The delusion seems to be so strong to the point where it looks like there's no way to cure them.These...
View ArticleHow To Learn Korean (Or Any Other Language) Part 1
I have received this question a lot this year, so I may as well finally write a post about it for everyone who has asked me but I couldn't give them a totally in depth answer.So, why would one learn...
View ArticleHow To Learn Korean (Or Any Other Language) Part 2
Alright, time for the conclusion of this series. Yes, you'll understand three words in the next Japanese porno you watch.Now you finally have everything you need, but don't know how to start. Or maybe...
View ArticleThe 2014 FIFA World Cup Manual for Koreaboos
Alright, fangirls, I know the World Cup is about 7 months away, but it never hurts to be ready. In the vein of helpful articles we're putting out lately because we're pulling an Allkpop selling out...
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