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Is Being In EXO Worth It?

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I saw this video yesterday and I actually kind of, KIND OF, feel bad for EXO.


A common saying about celebrities is that you have to love being the center of attention in order to be one in the first place, but sometimes the attention seems too much. I would hate to be greeted by hundreds of raging, hormonal fangirls whenever I did mundane shit such as going to the airport.

I can just imagine some sad scenarios.

Let's say it's 3 AM and you have been working on practicing the choreography for your upcoming comeback single. You're drenched in sweat and walk to the bathroom. After you wash your face, you look up at the little glass window near the top of the wall. You open it to let that cool breeze come in. It feels very refreshing.

Suddenly, a pain jolts in your balls. You are blue balling it. Due to your comeback preparations, you haven't had time to jack it lately. You look around and see that all of your other group members are sleeping. You just want a quickie to relieve the pain. You go to the stall located under the window and close the stall door. You start whacking at it and grab some tissues and roll them up. As you furiously fap, you think you hear something outside.

"What the fuck is going on at 3:15 in the morning?" you ask yourself. The sound was faint, so you don't pay it any mind and continue fapping. You think of Han Ye Seul and Kim Tae Hee sucking on each one of your nuts while Song Hye Kyo is licking the head of your dick. "Oh yeah, that's it." You ramp up the speed and get the tissues ready. "Iku! Iku! Iku!"

You feel great after jizzing and toss the tissues into the toilet. You flush the toilet and roll your head back as you relax. When you look up towards the ceiling, you notice a couple of phones pointing down at you.






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