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Happy Easter
First, I'd like to thank Kpopalypse oppar for streaming on Easter even though that would have been a good excuse not to stream in the first place. Secondly, enjoy Easter, whether you celebrate the...
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Hyosung's Tits Featuring Hyosung To Release A Solo Album
Your tits.Hyosung is releasing a solo album next month and is teaming up with Duble Sidekick for the title track. First Jiyeon, and now Hyosung. Duble Sidekick are really trying to make male fans...
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Thus Spake Jiyeonthustra
This is a continuation of this article for anyone who gets confused.AKF had jumped off of the building after mutilating himself. With many broken bones and no dick, AKF didn't wish to live any longer....
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The Kpopalypse K-pop Press Release Decoder
Today's post is all about fun, entertainment and the hidden language of k-pop press releases!Every day thousands of press releases for artists big and small get sent out into the cybersphere, and many...
View ArticleHeechul Is One Lucky Fucker
I have actually been watching all of the episodes of WGM Global Season 2 so far (just the Heechul/Puff cuts). I hate myself sometimes, but as long as one of my favorites is in something, I end up...
View ArticleCan Puff Guo Make Heechul Straight?
With absolutely nothing happening in Korea since last week, there hasn't been shit for the AKF investigation team to report on. However, they have done some research and believe that Puff may be able...
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Fanfic Fridays: The Unwanted Wife
Being recently ill, I wasn't the most eager to jump back on the fanfiction train. Do you know how nice life is when you don't have to poison your brain with a fangirl's wet dreams?There's no clever...
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Hyosung Is Democratizing Our Penises
Hyosung is attempting to be sexy without relying solely on her lovely tits for a change. It works. Well.
View ArticleIs Being In EXO Worth It?
I saw this video yesterday and I actually kind of, KIND OF, feel bad for EXO.A common saying about celebrities is that you have to love being the center of attention in order to be one in the first...
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Pseudo-feminism - how to make k-pop's "white coater" work for you
Before we get to the k-pop-related content, let's start off this particular post by talking about something that's very close and dear to the hearts of many of my readers... the pornographic film...
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m-flo loves BoA - the Love Bug - Nakata Yasutaka Remix
*jizz* Last month, m-flo released two albums: their 8th studio album "Future is Wow" and a remix album "EDM-FLO." One of the tracks on "EDM-FLO" is "the Love Bug" remixed by capsule's Nakata Yasutaka....
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Oh, my...
I just, I mean I...I don't even know what to say. Things have gone too far. It's time to legalize involuntary euthanasia for these expsychotic starfuckers.I think I need to lie down now...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 52
Guess who's backBack againShinbi's back.Tell a friend. This week's photo comes from tumblr:~*~*~Those aren't even paragraphs, dipshit. They are meager sentences. As well, you capitalized the last 2...
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Puff and Heechul's Wedding Photo Shoot
As if I didn't love Puff enough already, episode four of We Got Married Global Season 2 just made Puff that much better for me.Heechul followed Vince Vaughn's advice and tried to motorboat her in this...
View ArticleThrowback Time!
Because nothing has really happened in K-pop land lately and I usually don't pay attention unless it's that interesting anyway, let's just listen to an old song together. Now, based on past mistakes,...
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Let's Talk - Introduction
Hello readers of AKF/FISHies! It's been quite a while since I've last updated on the blog, and as a result, I feel as if as a sort of compensation, I would make a entirely new section of the blog...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 3 - A-Force, LUMI-L, AshGray ft. Gilme
That's right you fucking whorebags, it's time for another episode of:Once again I'm going to be delivering you three MVs with less than 20,000 YouTube hits each and we're going to put their nugu...
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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 53
This week's photo comes from Daniel:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~I don't even need to say anything anymore when it comes to EXOSTFUs. They are all the same level of ratchet bullshit.Can't wait to...
View ArticleAnother Reason why You Should Like Dream Girls
Are you one of the few that haven't joined Puffism? The maybe Tia will get you to like Dream Girls.
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Fanfic Fridays: Hopeless
It's Maaaaay~And you know what that means! LESBIAN FANFICTION.You see the official flower of May is the Lily of the Valley.Lily is Yuri in Japanese.Yuri is slang for Lesbian.LESBIAAANS.With that mess...
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