This week's photo comes from Jaira:
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The moment your oppa sees that you are skinny (because he will, regardless of where you are), he is immediate yours. Personality? Pfft. What is that? It is ALL about the weight, ladies.
Gawd - I should professionally give relationship and health / life advise to young girls.
Thank you for your submission!
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That's right, girls! The only way to get your oppa is to look pretty and lose weight. Honestly, as soon as you do that, you can get ANY oppa - famous or not. No matter what your weight is, just lose it. Anorexia and bulimia are totes worth it.
The moment your oppa sees that you are skinny (because he will, regardless of where you are), he is immediate yours. Personality? Pfft. What is that? It is ALL about the weight, ladies.
Gawd - I should professionally give relationship and health / life advise to young girls.
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