BoA - Masayume Chasing
After a wait of over two months, we finally get a PV for Masayume Chasing! I really like the song, as the instrumental reminds me of the 90s and 00s J-pop songs I loved back in the day with a smidge of...
View ArticleSimon D apologizes for banging Sunny and not telling you
Well it would seem Simon D apologized for "making sexual remarks and speaking informally" to Sunny, and that k-netz are just thinking he's a typical insolent hip-hop boy and their precious Sunny is a...
View ArticleDEFCON 5 -- TAEYEON X BAEKHYUN -- REPORT TO BATTLESTATIONS
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View Article[MV Review] AOA "Short Hair"
Having been disappointed by AOA's past two releases, I wasn't too excited for the group's latest comeback. This was especially true after I saw their silhouette teaser, which appeared to follow in the...
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 59
This week's photo comes from Jaira:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~That's right, girls! The only way to get your oppa is to look pretty and lose weight. Honestly, as soon as you do that, you can get...
View ArticleJang Bum Joon (Busker Busker) To Make A Solo Comeback
Ugh. Why write an incredibly long article about how this is worse than Toda Erika cutting my penis off when the above video from The Office does the job adequately in portraying how much I don't want...
View ArticleHani Makes The World Cup Bearable
The World Cup is upon us, and seeing as soccer is one of the most boring sports ever with absolutely no scoring, I have zero fucks to give to the sport. However, the World Cup gave EXID an excuse to...
View ArticleKpopalypse endorsement test: "Are Korean actresses on another level to K-pop...
Welcome to Kpopalypse Endorsement Test, a new series where Kpopalypse uses product endorsements to answer the big questions affecting k-pop fans! In today's episode we tackle the following...
View ArticleAKF Will be at KCON 2014
Hello folks!I am pleased to announce that AKF has been invited to attend KCON 2014 in LA!WE MADE IT, HATERS. SUCK DEEZ NUTZIf you can't tell from the poster, KCON will be from August 9th through the...
View ArticleLena Park - Double Kiss
Lena Park makes a comeback with Double Kiss and I'm loving it.The other night was great, as both Lena Park and BoA came out with PVs. What sucks is that both of them came out while I was trying to...
View ArticleEunjung Admits Tsundere Tendencies, Korea Doesn't Want
In the latest installment of "Things We Can Add to the Anti-T-ara Circlejerk," Eunjung recently admitted to being a massive tsundere in her love life. "I'm the type that's aggressive by day but sweet...
View ArticleNew Lee Na Young CFs for Lancome
Man, it sucks stanning Lee Na Young. Sure, she's extremely gorgeous and all, but she has the same amount of determination that Hwayoung has, seeing as she hasn't done anything but CFs in the past two...
View ArticleKpopalypse Defence League - Anti Troll Squadron
Recently I made a post about how to deal with k-pop haters. In this post I focused on the most intelligent arguments that I could find against k-pop and took their arguments apart piece by piece,...
View ArticleChoiza likes to fap to a stock photo of Sulli
A netizen supposedly "found" Choiza's wallet, and being an upstanding citizen of Worst Korea, they promptly decided to take a photo of the wallet's content and post it on the internet. The wallet...
View ArticleLee Yoo Bi Shakes Her Cute Butt for a CF
Too cute. If you think she's too skinny and has no ass, this is just for you.
View ArticleHyomin Nice Body Teaser #234234
By this point, this picture should sum up what we all want to do to Hyomin.
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 60
This week's photo comes from our very own Krakenoid:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~Okay. There is a lot to discuss here.First of all, the screen shotter's friend's name is Soap? That is actually...
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