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SM prepares another bait n' switch with f(x) teaser images
At first it may appear that the new f(x) album Red Light District is going to have an interesting and edgy crackwhore concept that makes Troublemaker's "Now" look like amateur hour......but then we...
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Jeon Hye Bin - 2AM
This is what Kpop was before netizens had to netizen and slut shame female artists to hell.I mainly posted this because I am already addicted to The Joseon Gunman and Jeon Hye Bin (the girl in the...
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Sulli's Image Teaser
Sulli is going with the "Choiza jizzed in my eye and now I have to wear an eye patch" theme.
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KPOPALYPSE's top 30 songs of K-pop's first golden age (2008-2011)
It's halfway through 2014 when writing this post and I already can't count the amount of people who have asked me to throw down my opinions on my favourite songs of 2014. However, I deliberately make...
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Dear Avex, You Can Suck My Balls
I just went and tried to watch BoA's Masayume Chasing because I fucking love the song. The MV has been out for about two weeks now and Avex decided to be a bunch of UCHOs and remove the MV. WHY UPLOAD...
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Chansung and Fei Do a Pictorial for Singles
Because Fei is ridiculously hot and all.Yes, Fei. Eat my jizz out of your hand.
View ArticleJ-Min - After
So for all three of us here at AKF that watched Miss Korea (Fany, Soyeon Friend and myself), we have already heard this song months ago.It's nice to see SM letting J-Min out of the basement and make a...
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Park Bom's Drug Smuggling Operation Busted
Everyone knew YG was full of druggies, from Psy to GD to everyone in between. No one really had any definitive proof that the YG Family was neck deep in it of course. Psy's bust was way back when in...
View ArticleHani for Men's Health Magazine
Men's Health realized that every male needs some Vitamin Hani in their lives to improve their health. To improve Hani's health, I want to stick my Vitamin D in her Vitamin A-hole.
View ArticleYoungji Becomes the New Kara Member
Most people are whining about a new member being in Kara or that their favorite applicant didn't make it. I didn't pay attention to Kara Project at all because as long as Sweettune produces for Kara, I...
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How drug-fucked is your bias? Drugs, the music business and k-pop
So, an article just came out about 2NE1's Bom mailing drugs, and it reminded me that I'd been planning a post for a while now about drugs and the music business. I'm not really that interested in...
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f(x)'s "Red Light" highlight medley
THE SECOND CUMMING OF JESUS IS UPON US! THE F(HEX) ARE COMING, WITH A MESSIANIC MISSION TO SLAY THE CHARTS AND OUR SOULS WITH "RED LIGHT".This shit better be as good as "Pink Tape", otherwise a lot of...
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[Review] f(x)'s "Red Light"
I have never, ever been more mortified by a song since SNSD released that tragic rhapsody entitled "I Got a Personality Disorder Boy", but f(x) have taken the cake when it comes to "Red Light"....
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[MV Review] Tiny-G "Ice Baby"
a.k.a. "When bad things happen to good songs"WARNING: Big photos, gifs, and bitterness aheadTiny-G's "Ice Baby" sparks a special rage in me. I enjoyed the group's previous song, "Miss You," and was...
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Mandy Wei for GQ Taiwan
Mandy Wei recently did a pictorial for GQ Taiwan and just wow.Fap to view the rest here.
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 4: Taibian, Hong So Hee, AB Avenue
That's right cao ni mas, it's time for another episode of:You probably already know the rules, but here they are again:Less than 20,000 hits on YouTubeNobody outside Korea gives a shitLet's do...
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Kara "Calmly Accepts" Youngji
I am 100% positive that Gyuri, Seungyeon and Hara "calmly accepted" Youngji.Youngji is now the maknae and is attractive. Youngji has two of the qualities men look for women: being young and being hot....
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Ah Young is the Cutest Alien Ever
Ah Young is the best member in Dal Shabet, right 아저씨? LBR, Ah Young slays everyone else in Dal Shabet. It's not even worth shading the other Dal Shabet members, TBH. Everyone should fap to Ah Young for...
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