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Girl's Day Tries to Distract You from f(x)'s Red Light Album
I love Girl's Day, but I honestly have no fucks to give to them this comeback. The Red Light album is my fucking jam right now and not even an MV featuring Sojin and Minah making out would stop me from...
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Yuan Ai Fei
While taking a break from studying Mandarin, I found this video. Yuan Ai Fei is now a new favorite Taiwanese actress of mine...for superficial reasons...Okay, every Asian actress I like is for...
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[Review] Hyomin - Nice Body
Hyomin released many teasers for Nice Body and luckily that was all she did. She simply wanted to remind all of us of Jiyeon's Nice Body, which the Cyclops Overlord displays in her live performances....
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How to Turn an Innocent Picture into a MS Paint Masterpiece
This is the original picture of The SeeYa's Min Kyung. (When will they reemerge from CCM's dungeon?)
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Stage presence - what it is, what it isn't, and why your bias doesn't have any
I dropped a comment a while back stating that CL was the only female k-pop idol who displayed anything resembling stage presence. This horrified nearly everyone - fans of 2NE1 were concerned that this...
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Kpopalypse and AKF's Red Light Mission - Part 1
Hey everyone, great news! As two of the only authors on AKF that love f(x)'s Red Light and two of the only authors that write fanfics on here, we had the bright idea of teaming up to write a fanfic...
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AOA's Mina
I never really paid much attention to AOA despite talking to a lot of people that like the group. Well, after finding out that Mina was used in porn ads, I thought she looked cute and went to tumblr...
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Sojin-Makes me feel like a man!
I'd do anything to take her virginity away.My PenisHer ButtMy PenisHer MouthMy PenisHer VaginaMy PenisHer ArmpitMy PenisHer StomachMy PenisHer Penis...   My virgin butthole :/Please be gentle!I...
View Article[MV Review] Taeyang - Eyes, Nose, Lips
This song is so boring that it has been extremely hard for me to review ever since it came out. Every single person involved in this song and music video didn't even try, so I shouldn't...
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Sport and k-pop should not mix
Sport. I'm against it generally, and I'm even more against it in k-pop. This post is about why sport and k-pop need to remain separate, and I've made it because it's one of those things that people...
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BESTie celebrates first anniversary
My favorite rookie group of 2013 is already a year old. I can't believe it's been a whole year since they shook their asses into our hearts.I hope BESTie's next comeback has plenty of ass shaking in it.
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Nam Gyuri for Grazia
I don't have to write shit!For you Kpop newfags, Nam Gyuri was the original nip-slipper, as you can see (here.)hehehehehehe. Seriously, you can view it (here.)
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Hyuna Wants to Take it up the Butt for Her Comeback
WHAT A WHORE! SHE'S SPREADING HER ASS CHEEKS FOR HER MALE FANS! SEE FELLOW FANGIRLS, WE FINALLY HAVE DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT HYUNA IS A SKANK AND TAKES IT UP THE POOP SHOOT DAILY!ONLY OUR KWEEN HYORI CAN...
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Orange Caramel to Make Their 17th Comeback This Year
Fun fact: I haven't listened to an OC song since I almost committed suicide after listening to "Aing." However, I need every OC fan out there to support OC and buy their new single/mini album/whatever...
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The 7 stages of k-pop fangirl grief
I spend a lot of time debunking the bullshit surrounding k-pop and helping people to see the reality behind the curtain of fairy floss, but what I haven't ever really done is helped anyone deal with...
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Breaking News: Sulli Pregnant
It's no news that Sulli's been getting that good D but when she has been MIA from f(x) promotions, some suspect that it might more than a simple cold.We at AKF have the real scoop. More after the...
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Taeyeon GGG=666
The bible states (in Revelations) that one day an AntiChrist will rise and fool the world into thinking he is Jesus on Earth forcing many to take the Mark of the Beast to buy and sell...even at...
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