2Eyes' Da Eun Deletes All of Her Instagram Pictures Because of EXOtic Fucks
2Eyes' Da Eun has become the next victim of EXOtics irrational behavior. Via One Hallyu.Apparently Sehun commented on one of Da Eun's pictures and then EXOtics lost their shit. Over commenting on a...
View Article[MV Review] Hyosung - Goodnight Kiss (To My Boner)
Fashionably late as usual, here's the Hyosung "review".There is a plot in this MV. I have watched this MV dozens of times over the past three weeks and I still have not figured out what the plot is....
View ArticleThe ultimate K-POP ASSES - 13 weapons of ass destruction!
Here it is, the one you've been waiting for - the ass post!Because I'm not really an ass kind of guy, I left the selection of asses up to you - this list does not reflect my personal preferences but...
View ArticleWa$$up shows their sexy determination
Wa$$up noticed that sexy girls are getting censored all across sexist patriarchal South Korea, so they took their sexiness into their own hands and pandered to a country that would appreciate it....
View Article[MV Review] Jiyeon - Never Ever (1 Min 1 Sec)
The Cyclops Overlord has graced all of the members in the Cult of Cyclops with a fantastic song and MV.This shit has been my jam since it came out and I have been regularly listening to it...practicing...
View ArticleSnoop Dogg - HANGOVER feat. PSY
I know we got a lot of MVs up in a short time but it's the post-Sewol effect. Enjoy.I personally think it's nice enough but it ain't my jam. Dayum @ those gold tights tho. You are welcooooome~bonus...
View ArticleThe official and completely scientific Kpopalypse colour blindness test
I'm colour blind. Apparently, this is a completely fucking fascinating subject to absolutely everyone, judging by the amount of questions that I get asked about it when people find out. To cater to...
View ArticleJiyoung to Return as an Actress in Japan?
Jiyoung to return as an actress? This could be interesting.Sadly, as soon as I read the article, the article stated a normal actress rather than a JAV actress. Because, like, dawg, y'know....Gif 1, Gif...
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 58
This week's photo comes from Zerg:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~The author is so deep. Makes me rethink why I like K-pop ;___; Thank you for enlightening me, tumblr user. I had no idea what they...
View ArticleKai, There's a Reason I Invented the Term "UCAAD"
Via Asian Junkie. Nigga, you have to use UCAAD or else people will be up your ass faster than a prison faggot would be after you dropped the soap. I know you're greedy for attention just like a Jew is...
View ArticleHyomin Nice Body Teaser #2
Kim Kwang Soo enlisted my help on how to really sell the fact that Hyomin has a nice body.
View ArticleChinese UCAAD Pretends Seohyun is His Wife while Begging for Money
Dude is a genius in one sense, but he shouldn't have used Seohyun as his dead wife.Instead of condemning him, I thought of how to try to one-up the guy. I thought of three different ways to arouse...
View ArticleAn Introduction to Vocal Faggotry, Part 2: The Technique
Yes, this is Younha showing off her cleavage, and yes this picture is relevant to the article. Welcome to part two of the introduction to vocal pedagogy, in this part I will teach you about the science...
View Articlela la larks - ego-izm
In 2012 I discovered the Japanese band school food punishment. What sucked is that school food punishment disbanded earlier that year. I really liked their music, but the lead vocalist left the group,...
View ArticleFive word k-pop song reviews!
It's well-documented (by me) that I'm not much of a fan of writing song reviews. However, song reviews are also something that readers really like, and I always get bombarded with lots of requests to...
View ArticleI Can Finally Stan Soyeon Publicly Again
I have been waiting for this day for two years.Soyeon Fanboy closed down and started Soyul Mafia. Sometime in 2012, SFB started his tumblr and a lot of people started confusing me for him. Normally, I...
View ArticleMNet is blurring out Kris' Face
You won't BELIEVE who it is!On a recent episode of MNet's Exo File fans were quick to notice in one segment that Kris' face was blurred out. No doubt to shield citizens from that hideous visage and...
View ArticleUsing K-pop in Real Life: Breakup Edition
We've all seen it on the nets before, the little testimonials from fangirls who feel blessed because they have apparently learned the Korean language from watching dramas and translating K-pop lyrics....
View ArticleI Take Back What I Said About Yooyoung
In my 2013 Bias List Wreckers article, I stated that I started to like Yooyoung only because she chopped off her hair. I thought she looked terrible with long hair back in 2012.She looks jjangbak as...
View ArticleSouth Korea Draws with Russia 1-1
ANTI KPOP-FANGIRL IS YOUR ONE STOP FOR UP-TO-DATE WORLD CUP COVERAGE.The man of the hour, Lee Keun HoThe South Koreans manage to draw with the Russians in a 1-1 game full of gaffes and hilarity.The...
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