Nothing is real - inside instrumental production
A while I made a post that discussed various technical aspects of vocals from an audio engineering rather than a singing point of view, because inquiring k-pop loving minds wanted to know all about...
View ArticleWanna be a Fat Whore like Suzy?
With 40 grams of sugar in each 20 oz. bottle, you can become a fat whore in no time if you drink as much Sprite as Suzy does! To ensure that you don't burn off those carbohydrates, spend all day...
View ArticleJiyeon Trolls(?) -- No, Korean Netizens are just Fucking Retarded
In the continuing saga of Netizen Buzz trying to make it look like every Korean netizen is mentally retarded and hates T-ara for the sake of click baiting, this article was posted.While Netizen Buzz...
View ArticleRaina apologizes to butthurt fans
After School fans ain't nuthin' to fuck wit.Public Enemy Nos. 1-8Personally insulted After School fans rightly took to the streets with pitchforks this week to demand justice from After School and...
View ArticleLet's Talk - Homosexuality in Korea
Happy Wednesday! And you know what that means? I'm back again, and this time, I'm covering a subject that I've wanted to for quite a while, and I've been given the opportunity to do so from someone on...
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 56
This week's photo comes from Sam:Thank you for your submission!~*~*~If "multitalented" now means "neglectful parenting", then sure. You EXOtics are "multitalented" (also read as: idiotic)In all...
View ArticleAnti Kpop-Fangirl Mentioned in "Jjang" TV Show
Go to 7:40. Big shout out the Remus on One Hallyu for linking this. I guess AKF is bigger than I thought if it is referenced on a K-Pop show. I knew the bigger sites such as allkpop and Soompi knew the...
View ArticleFiona Sit - Pheremone
Way back when I was still able to do livestreams (sorry to the livestream viewers, but I never get Fridays and Saturdays off anymore), one of the people in the stream linked me to Fiona Sit and I have...
View ArticleWYMBFOS 2: Slut-shaming
Find me news of a boy band being strongly publicly criticized (public outlets and/or netizens) for being "too sexy" as a moral issue.NOT just lyrical content, or because some young girl was somehow...
View ArticleWhy Kpopalypse doesn't like netizens - the real reason
There's a dichotomy going on with my writing and Internet activity, that some of you have noticed:I'm not really someone who gives much of a shit what other people think of me, or what other people...
View ArticleHyomin's Teaser
What a iljin whore whorse. She almost showed us her panties. Time to make lame T-ara jokes and wait for the upvotes!
View ArticleSawajiri Erika Looking Fucking Flawless For Magazine Spread
I should be studying, but I just got off of work and it's 6:30 in the morning (while I'm writing this post, since it will be scheduled for 12 AM (3 AM my time) tomorrow) and I would rather look at...
View ArticleKpopalypse's Frequent Ass Questions! (FAQ)
I'm aiming to write the definitive k-pop ass post soon. However, I'm not really an ass kind of guy, I'm more of an upper-body appreciator, so rather than using mere guesswork and speculation I thought...
View ArticleA Hypothetical Scenario in which Exo Fandom causes the collapse of...
This post is not meant to scare you, rather to serve as a warning. In the year of our Lord, June 3rd, 2014 at approximately 1:46 PM a new virus was spawned in Korea. Patient zero was a young teenage...
View ArticleMale Eye Candy
I've seen a fat monster mentioned more than he should be on this site and it's messing up my ideals. Get your tissues ready you male lovers. Before we start, a picture of your lover. Remember not to...
View ArticleHani is so bored she'll take any gig she can get
You may or may not have noticed that Hani hasn't had shit to do since Dasoni wrapped up promotions for the apparently aptly-named "Goodbye" 16 fucking months ago, which was really a somewhat small...
View ArticleStupid Things Fangirls Utter 57
This week's photo comes from Ahjusshi in Red & Andrew (yes, TWO people sent it. That is how good it is. In fact, Andrew is the author!):Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~This comic is the...
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