tl;dr: Mute the fucker and fap. Detailed review after the jump.
At first I was happy that Red Velvet was making a comeback so soon, but then I read that this song was a remake of SES's "Be Natural." I was praying that the song would be rearranged to have a more modern sound. No. As usual, the K-pop gods kicked me in the nuts and pissed all over my face before having explosive diarrhea all over me. The only thing this remake improves from the original is that the song is a whole minute shorter now, which saves me a minute of agony.
There are people out there who will like this song, and it may be people who like the old K-pop and/or people who like R&B. I like the old K-pop sound, but I fucking hate R&B. It is a genre that masquerades as being sophisticated music to cover up its fatal flaws of having boring instrumentals that are as slow as fuck, massive vocal wanking, and unbearably long song length. Vocals are the last thing I have ever cared about in music (I love Perfume for fuck's sake), so R&B vocal wanking is like seeing a pussy covered in warts, crabs, and pus.
The song insults me even more by adding in the shitty idol rapper. Talk about adding an aborted fetus on top of this steaming pile of vile shit. For the love of God, just mute the song, because...
...the girls are hot as fuck in the MV.
Wendy is my favorite, but Irene and Seulgi look so much better in this MV without the weird hair colors. Irene actually looks her age, and therefore more fappable. Luckily our pal klogg made some great gifs the other day.
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