SNSD's Jessica might have gotten the boot, or maybe just hacked
Earlier today Jessica or someone who hacked her weibo account posted the following:I was excited about our upcoming fan events only to shockingly be informed by my company and 8 others that as of...
View Article[EXCLUSIVE] Official interview with Jessica Jung on her removal from SNSD
아저씨: Hello Jessica, good to see you again, as always. I'm glad we are close enough that you would trust me with this. SM has made claims that you weren't prioritizing SNSD and this forced them to...
View ArticleThis is not a post about Jessica leaving SNSD, so why not just skip it?
Actually this is a post just to let you know that the "2NE1 shittiness survey" results are now in. Click the sexy A.KOR bitches below, then scroll down to the conclusion to see the results!I must say...
View ArticleSTEP ASIDE T-ARA, THE NEW ILJIN GROUP IS IN (SM)TOWN
Ok, everyone's shitting themselves in either rage or schadenfreude right now but let's take a step back to look at the bigger picture that netizens have yet to pick up on.Jessica posted the following...
View ArticleAOA's Japanese Promotions Get A Little Weird
God damn it, Japan.AOA just debuted in Japan and they are already doing a weird-ass porno. I can't tell which member this is (I thought it was Yuna, someone told me it looked like Hyejeong) as the...
View ArticleCreate your own kpop scandal
dolla dolla billz, git dat moneyIn a year rife with scandals have you ever wondered how these things even get started in the first place? Do people just throw darts at a spinny board to come up with...
View ArticleSix Moments When We Wanted To Jizz On Jessica
In honor of Jessica and as a tribute to our favorite list-making site, Koreaboo, I present six moments when we (i.e. I) wanted to jizz on Jessica.In the first picture above, I thank the Korean...
View ArticleKPOPALYPSE's 30 worst k-pop songs of 2012
Some of you folks have noticed that I've got a "best of 2012" list on my blog, but not a "worst of 2012" list, and have asked when will I do a list of all the shitty stuff from that year. So due to...
View Article[MV Review] Ailee - Don't Touch Me
Ailee came out with Don't Touch Me a couple of weeks ago and I completely missed it. I wish I didn't discover the fact that the song came out.When the song first started, I actually had some hope for...
View ArticleExotics' Fanfics Become Real...Through A Movie
This shit is just way too funny.The whole time I was reading the article, I was laughing my ass off. The director is putting his trolling abilities to the test with this movie. Luckily, the AKF scout...
View ArticleTakimoto Miori Joins Band "Lagoon" And The Band Releases Short Version Of...
This news came out of left field all of a sudden the other day. Japanese actress Takimoto Miori is returning to her roots and joining a rock band named Lagoon, in which more details are in this article...
View ArticleRaina Has Transformed Into Eunji
I saw this yesterday morning and thought it was pretty hilarious. At first I was just going to edit the picture of Eunji, but then I read the text above the picture and started laughing even further....
View ArticleKpopalypse Monopoly
It's a rainy day indoors with a bunch of your friends who are all k-pop fans, and suddenly the power goes out. What to do? Time to forget about the Internet and entertain yourself old-school style...
View ArticleSoyeon's latest atrocity is just the most recent in a long list of atrocities...
You'll burn in hell for this.As I find myself still coping with Soyeon's atrocity that was committed this week when she had the fucking nerve to accidentally like Kai's picture on instagram, I'm...
View ArticleAnother Chinese UCAAD (Luhan) Defects From SM Entertainment
So yeah.Yet another scandal for SM this year. Everyone is running out of popcorn at this point.Anyway, I don't have the time right now for analysis or anything on this matter, so this is simply an open...
View Article[MV Review] Red Velvet - Be Natural
tl;dr: Mute the fucker and fap. Detailed review after the jump.At first I was happy that Red Velvet was making a comeback so soon, but then I read that this song was a remake of SES's "Be Natural." I...
View ArticleFei Cried Because of JYP's Training
Who wouldn't cry if his or her training was to look at this picture day after day?From the NB article, there's this comment from a Korean netizen:2. [+2,786, -152] Well he didn't bring her over to let...
View ArticleAkdong Musician Makes Me Rethink My Faith In Humanity
Why does this awful group continue to release music? If I ever go on a killing spree, I will blame AKMU. Akdong Musician tries to follow a formula used by a lot of Korean indie artists in which the...
View ArticleLine-up changes and k-pop in 2014 - what's the big deal?
Apparently, the Kpopalypse has arrived, and (for once) it's got nothing to do with me. People have actually been trying to trend #kpopalypse on Twitter lately, and a lot of this has got to do with...
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