What do you get when an artist loves herself so much that she begins to believe in her own delusions that she's actually the Queen of Kpop? You get Lee-Fucking-Hyori. In a world where Hyori's fans pretends that BoA doesn't exist, we have this sorry excuse for the "Queen of Kpop". Jesus Christ, I have three songs to review for this article and I already want to blow my fucking brains out while listening to Miss Korea. Times like this, I wish I drank alcohol, because I need something to get me through the next 15 minutes of torture. If you want to laugh at my misery, read on.
A few days ago, Hyori had a comeback show all for herself,
In Miss Korea, Hyori made a poor choice of selecting a subdued melody. Her voice is fucking terrible, and since it's dominant over the track unlike her previous singles, it takes a lot to slog through this shit. With a terrible choreography to go along with Hyori's excruciatingly bad singing, I applaud anyone who can make it through this MV.
You notice how Bad Girls start off with an ambulance. They're coming to rescue me after I listened to Miss Korea.
Another song that I dislike from Hyori, and to top it off, she made it even worse by rapping. GG.
Lee Hyori. Ballad. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
After Hyori's mess of a 4th album where half of it was plagiarized, I lost all of what little respect I had for Hyori as an artist. I tried giving her new songs a shot, but they were bad because Hyori doesn't possess anything that makes me want to listen to her songs. She is totally clueless about her identity as a singer. She chose songs that glaringly show her weaknesses as a singer instead of choosing songs that bring out her strengths. Hyori, stop pretending you're Ock Ju Hyun (read: FIN.K.L.'s main vocalist, the group Hyori came from).
I know a lot of Kpop fans give Hyori a pass just because she's a first generation idol. Hyori only got this far because she's hot and has nice tits. She is not the Queen of Kpop because Hyori hasn't achieved anything. She can't achieve respectability with her music, so she doesn't deserve any accolades given to her. I know people rally around Hyori just so they can be anti-idol, but you'd be better off supporting girls like Younha, Baek Ji Young, BoA, etc. instead of Hyori. If you truly want an artist who can portray what Hyori goes for, listen to Jolin Tsai. Otherwise, have fun trying to prop up someone who sucks so much ass.