So innovative, so legendary. Step aside Hyori, because the REAL MOTHER FUCKING QUEEN OF KPOP IS HERE
You notice how she slowed down her flow for us? She did that because she wants us to feel like she's more "normal" and less Goddess-like. She dumbed down her flow just for us. I feel so honored that CL would do that for us. She didn't want to make people like MC Meta and Huckleberry P to think they suck ass at rapping, so she rapped like she did so that she wouldn't shakeup the whole Korean music scene.
The song itself is amazing. She improved on the formula that SNSD, 4minute, and Slut-ara N4 introduced. There are absolutely no transitions back and forth because that shit is lame. CL's jjangbak song just goes from one sound to the next, bring that NEXT LEVEL JJANGBAK TO OUR MOTHA FUCKIN EARS.
CL also looks so fucking hot.
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| Unf, bite my dick with your shark teeth, noona. |
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Of course this song is fucking shit. Take CL, who can't rap for shit and sounds fucking terrible and mash that together with the worst fucking trend ever in Kpop history and you get a song that has the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline on mother fucking speed dial.
I had to listen to this vile garbage twice to review it. I'll never listen to it a third time.
You see that rhino's horn? I WOULD RATHER HAVE THAT HORN INSERTED THROUGH MY URETHRA THAN TO EXPERIENCE THIS FUCKING SHIT EVER AGAIN.
Most of all, fuck you, Yang Hyun Suks Balls. You keep having your idols release "music" like this, causing a whole generation of delusional fans emotional scarring. Blackjacks and VIPs may not realize it now, but in time, they will look back and wonder how they even thought this vile shit was good music. You may end up causing some people to commit suicide because they can't walk outside of their house anymore because they don't want others to remember them as "that retarded Blackjack who shared CL's song to everyone and ended up pissing all of her friends off in the process" girl. Just stop it, mother fucker.